Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, almost 2 years ago

    There should be a pun hiding in here somewhere, but I’m too tired to go find it right now. Have at it, people! :)

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 2 years ago

    He was hoping to get lucky tonight, but they had a pressing engagement.
    :
    How’d I do, Legal?

  3. JusSayin

    JusSayin said, almost 2 years ago

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To show the armadillo it could be done.

    Q: What do Louisianians call an armadillo?
    A: Possum on the half-shell.

  4. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, almost 2 years ago

    One minute, Armando’s a husband. One minute later, he’s a widower.

  5. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    I guess not.

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 2 years ago

    I find it sad that we’re supposed to be laughing at the deaths of poor animals whose only desire was to cross a road for food.

    Would I go into a ditch to avoid one? No. But I wouldn’t sit there behind the wheel laughing at the “stupidity” of that “stupid” animal either. I’d feel sad and say a little prayer for its soul. (Before we get into that debate, that’s my belief and I’m sticking to it.)

  7. Odd Dog

    Odd Dog GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Did she get kissed before squished?

  8. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    Tread lightly here, folks!

  9. unnormal

    unnormal said, almost 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Apparently, even mini-vans aren’t light enough.

  10. Arianne

    Arianne said, almost 2 years ago

    ♫♪ Grandma got run over by a minivan… ♫♪
    (Surely some armadillos must make it to grandparenthood, no?)

  11. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 2 years ago

    @JusSayin

    I like the Hemingway version of the old chicken joke:
    Q: Why did the armadillo cross the road?
    A: To die. Alone. In the rain.

  12. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, almost 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    I can’t help but feel pity for the animal regardless of what species it was, even a skunk.

  13. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    I don’t get today’s strip. No pun that I can find.

    Lupe is magnifying glass in German. (We call them a loop).

  14. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    Armando is terribly fatalistic. And fat. I foresee a squishy ending to his tale….

  15. Earl Crokydile

    Earl Crokydile said, almost 2 years ago

    Larry say eet best: Ded tings taste GUD

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