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   legaleagle48 said, 2 months ago

   There should be a pun hiding in here somewhere, but I’m too tired to go find it right now. Have at it, people! :)
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   SherlockWatson said, 2 months ago

   He was hoping to get lucky tonight, but they had a pressing engagement.
   :
   How’d I do, Legal?
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   JusSayin said, 2 months ago

   Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
   A: To show the armadillo it could be done.
   
   Q: What do Louisianians call an armadillo?
   A: Possum on the half-shell.
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   templo SUD said, 2 months ago

   One minute, Armando’s a husband. One minute later, he’s a widower.
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   margueritem said, 2 months ago

   I guess not.
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   Alexikakos said, 2 months ago

   I find it sad that we’re supposed to be laughing at the deaths of poor animals whose only desire was to cross a road for food.
   
   Would I go into a ditch to avoid one? No. But I wouldn’t sit there behind the wheel laughing at the “stupidity” of that “stupid” animal either. I’d feel sad and say a little prayer for its soul. (Before we get into that debate, that’s my belief and I’m sticking to it.)
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   Odd Dog said, 2 months ago

   Did she get kissed before squished?
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 2 months ago

   Tread lightly here, folks!
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   unnormal said, 2 months ago

   @Bruno Zeigerts

   Apparently, even mini-vans aren’t light enough.
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    Arianne said, 2 months ago

    ♫♪ Grandma got run over by a minivan… ♫♪
    (Surely some armadillos must make it to grandparenthood, no?)
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    orinoco womble said, 2 months ago

    @JusSayin

    I like the Hemingway version of the old chicken joke:
    Q: Why did the armadillo cross the road?
    A: To die. Alone. In the rain.
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    Hillbillyman said, 2 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    I can’t help but feel pity for the animal regardless of what species it was, even a skunk.
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    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 2 months ago

    I don’t get today’s strip. No pun that I can find.

    Lupe is magnifying glass in German. (We call them a loop).
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    Sisyphos said, 2 months ago

    Armando is terribly fatalistic. And fat. I foresee a squishy ending to his tale….
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    Earl the crokydile scientest said, 2 months ago

    Larry say eet best: Ded tings taste GUD
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