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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
Jan 14, 2013
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Crocodile mom: Hey, son, do you know where your dad is? All I see is a trail of water and bones. Crocodile son: The killer dolphins! Crocodile mom: The killer dolphins?? Son, for dad to let a killer dolphin into this house, it would have to have on the greatest disguise ever... ONe that totally hid the fact that it was a dolphin. Crocodile mom: That would do it. Crocodile son: Ahhhhhh
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    jsonicx9  about 5 years ago

    how stupid can the crocs get???

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    dimensioncr8r  about 5 years ago

    0_0 Uh-oh…

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    Pelahnar  about 5 years ago

    At first, I was thinking she must not know her husband very well…but as it turns out, she does!

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    naturally_easy  about 5 years ago

    Wouldn’t that have to be little stick bones? I mean, really, where did those bones come from….his head?

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    RuinQueenofOblivion  about 5 years ago

    Wow, how positive and uplifting this is.

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    Nabuquduriuzhur  about 5 years ago

    He’s dead, Jim!

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    Varnes  about 5 years ago

    Bilan, come on,Dude, Bob dies all the time…

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    Varnes  about 5 years ago

    Um, are we sure that’s just water? Might want to get out the Febreeze….

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    aardvarkseyes  about 5 years ago

    Banock Omaba strikes again!

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    Teo128  about 5 years ago

    Pearls characters died before…

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    I am sure Larry the croc will survive in some quirky manner. Maybe the killer dolphins will have been distracted by a Bob or two, giving Larry a chance to escape….

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    knight1192a  about 5 years ago

    Plot twist. As I said a few days ago, Larry is among he list of verbotene characters to put on the death list. So either what we have here is Larry ate one of the killer Dolphins or Larry introduced the Dolphin to a bucket f the Colonel’s best.

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    Tom Gaylord GC Insider about 5 years ago

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    TonyB.  about 5 years ago

    The bones are probably chicken wings. The Croc corrupted the Dolphin into getting delivery

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    Purple Morpho 2015  about 5 years ago

    Either they are going to cut the dolphins to get him out or get a new father.

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    PoorPig  about 5 years ago

    Oh, woe is us! Larry, apparently, is no more.

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    cdward  about 5 years ago

    How are there even any crocs left?

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    ShadowBeast GC Insider about 5 years ago

    Didn’t they kill off the Killer Whale?

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    specinss  about 5 years ago

    Or maybe, just maybe, Bob struck it rich with the Killer dolphins. Yummy tuna filets?

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    gocannons  about 5 years ago

    if you like zebras (which i don’t because they look like horses) this is good news 4 u!

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    mkahn  about 5 years ago

    Larry either…1. Isn’t really dead, and some other croc was eaten there.2. Ate the killer dolphin (and it’s the dolphins bones we see).3. Is dead, and his wife will have to find a smarter croc husband4. Is dead, but will ‘un-die’, like countless Bob’s before him.What do you think is most likely?

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    JeffdlS  about 5 years ago

    But did they whistle any Enya songs?

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    corzak  about 5 years ago

    CSI: PBS. Day 1. Trying to re articulate bones found on floor into anatomical diagram of Larry. Focusing on areas 4, 5 and 13.

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    PocketNaomi  about 5 years ago

    I just love those dolphins…

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    big man   about 5 years ago

    lol that sad

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    Reppr  about 5 years ago

    Yep. That costume did it for me!Never would have recognized them

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    Stream of conscience  about 5 years ago

    Goodbye Larry.

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    Firebird67  about 5 years ago

    Oh, no! Not Larry. He’s my favorite (well, except maybe for Rat). My hope is that he bought the dolphin off with one of his boxes of KFC (thus explaining the bones).

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    baronscrypt666  about 5 years ago

    But is it the Larry, or could it be Darryl’s other brother Larry?

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    Vonne Anton  about 5 years ago

    I didn’t even recognize the floor for that wily disguise!

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    Uncle Joe GC Insider about 5 years ago

    Yeah, the crocs keep coming back no matter how many times they die. Does Pastis have croc clones? Or, are they croc zombies?? That would explain why they aren’t too bright…

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    Popeyesforearm  about 5 years ago

    It’s no Phantom of the Opera but good enough for Larry

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    LadyChel  about 5 years ago

    Hmm, this was strange. The Pearls strip in my local paper in Nebraska, the Lincoln Journal Star, is different than here on GoComics. I came here because I didn’t understand the one in the paper :P. I wondered if this happened to anyone else?

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    Hillbillyman  about 5 years ago

    Bob will be back, he’s just temporarily dead.

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    Buggerlugs  about 5 years ago

    Pastis has more Bobs than Winky has spleens.

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    tazz555  about 5 years ago

    Come on, if the dolphin wore a piece of paper that said “not a dolphin” and taped it to his chest. Larry would be fooled

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    Sherlock Watson  about 5 years ago

    I’m sure that those are chicken bones on the floor, and Junior’s chicken dad is still alive.

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    TIMH  about 5 years ago

    Larry wil be back, though he may be feeling pooped.

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    boreas2  about 5 years ago

    im surprised the killer whale didnt show up yet i thought the killer dolphin would end up eaten by the killer whale you know the one that died and………..undied

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