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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
Dec 29, 2012
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Pig:  Hey there, goat...how's it going?
Goat:  Good. I'm meeting my friend, coach Bob. He's an offensive coordinator for a footbal team.
Pig:  Oh, he must love that.
Goat:  Usually. But right now, the team is scoring no points, and he's taking a whole lot of heat for the lack of offense.
Pig:  Really?
Goat:  Yep. So if you don't mind, don't bring it up. Don't even hint at it...oh, here he is now.
Pig:  Nice to meet you, Couch Bob! Let me buy you a coffee. But don't get the french roast. It tastes terrible.
Coach Bob:  What are you talking about? I love their french roast.
Pig:  Oh, no offense.
Pig:  He took offense.
Dec 31, 2012
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