Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. win

    win said, almost 2 years ago

    Well, at least pigs are tasty.

  2. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, almost 2 years ago

    OBviously

  3. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 2 years ago

    Oprah Winfrey, Stephan?
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    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shlumpadinka

  4. ECWCock

    ECWCock said, almost 2 years ago

    This is the 1st Pearls I’ve laughed at since the Spring.

  5. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 2 years ago

    I believe that’s called a dance marathon.

  6. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, almost 2 years ago

    You should talk, Pig.

  7. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, almost 2 years ago

    I hate when that happens… it makes one fell so silly.

  8. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 2 years ago

    @Hillbillyman

    What’s worse is coming down a poorly lit corridor in a building you don’t know well, seeing someone coming the other way, and standing aside for them…only to realise it’s your reflection in a mirror at the end of the corridor.

  9. BlueJayRobin

    BlueJayRobin said, almost 2 years ago

    What I like is when you’re 20’ from some one and walking at an angle to avoid them and they can’t figure out that you’ll miss them by 5’. People might just be generally stunned.

  10. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, almost 2 years ago

    The dance is named for that famous singer Englebert Schlumperdink.

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    Pig is admitting to hereditary stupidness in his family?! Now what excuse will the Pig-lovers have when it comes time to defend his incomprehension?

  12. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, almost 2 years ago

    It’s not good to pull a schlumperdink crossing an intersection against the traffic light.

  13. the burser

    the burser said, almost 2 years ago

    wow…I hate it when that happens

  14. Ryan Coulter

    Ryan Coulter said, almost 2 years ago

    Oh my god! There’s a name for it?! Finally!
    Btw What’s the name for when you’re walking faster than the person in front of you and just as you’re trying to go past them they drift to the side, right into your path, without even knowing it? That always happens to me.

  15. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    What do they call it when you are in the grocery store, and the woman with the shopping cart coming towards you moves directly into your way and stops, with the cart blocking the ONE thing you want in that aisle??

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