Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. thatnicecollegeguy

    thatnicecollegeguy said, 6 months ago

    Sprouts are disgusting. True story.

  2. cyberguy

    cyberguy said, 6 months ago

    I think Pastis made a challenge: what does ‘BROCCOLI’ stand for?

  3. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 6 months ago

    Yes, Rat, I do!

  4. unnormal

    unnormal said, 6 months ago

    @thatnicecollegeguy

    Sprouts are GREAT on avocado sandwiches:
    Sprouted multi-grain bread (lightly toasted), a generous smear of coconut oil, a third of a ripe avocado (spread with a fork), a judicious dash of garlic salt, and a goodly stack of fresh sprouts . . . Mm-MM!

    Yeah . . . me and Goat . . . WE know.

  5. Brian K

    Brian K said, 6 months ago

    That’s probably in the next strip

  6. Varnes

    Varnes said, 6 months ago

    Hey, lay off broccoli……I love broccoli….wrote a song about it…“I got the blues but what I need is green…”

  7. Arianne

    Arianne said, 6 months ago

    @cyberguy

    That’s what I thought , too. I got as far as…
    Bushes Ruining Our Cheddar Cheese
    before I gave up. Maybe … ,Or Limp Icky? Surely there’s a better answer. And, for the record, I love broccoli, too.

  8. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, 6 months ago

    AVOCADO? People actually eat that stuff???

  9. Buggerit

    Buggerit said, 6 months ago

    I’m guessing that by “sprouts” we are talking about bean sprouts as opposed to Brussels sprouts. I like them both, but nobody would put Brussels sprouts in a sandwich, would they?

  10. Bilan

    Bilan said, 6 months ago

    @Brian K

    If Pastis can’t even make an acronym for s.p.r.o.u.t without adding a w, broccoli is going to be next to impossible.

  11. unnormal

    unnormal said, 6 months ago

    @Buggerit

    Oh, yeah. Lots of different things sprouting out there, huh?
    I think Goat and I both like ALFALFA sprouts on our sandwiches.
    Bean sprouts are usually in my stir-fry.

  12. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

    I like them on sandwiches, but Krogers/Fred Meyers, Walmart and some other outfits quit carrying them because of the constant recalls. Since salmonella and other bacteria contaminants are the result of lack of cleanliness (dirty containers, contaminated water, dirty growing areas, poor worker hygiene, etc.), you’d think they growers would get the message to start keeping things clean like they used to. Even running the sprouts under a UVC light just before they go off to market would help immensely.

  13. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    I am not fond of Brussels sprouts anywhere, and I don’t much care for any other kinds of sprouts in sandwiches, though I’ve had more or less high-end burgers slathered with them. Rat’s acronym explanation (aside from the necessary “w[ith]” at the end) works, but I don’t see an easy read for BROCCOLI….

  14. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 6 months ago

    I love broccoli, too… nuff said.

  15. jenbrown1017

    jenbrown1017 said, 6 months ago

    @unnormal

    OMG!!!! add some fresh roast beef or chicken breast and I’ll join you!!!! YUM!!!!!!!! I love spouts in a salad as well…with cucumbers and tomatoes drizzled with olive oil!!!

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