Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 6 months ago

    Pig, ever caring about others’ feelings.

  2. Buckly34

    Buckly34 said, 6 months ago

    Pig, the quick change artist!

  3. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 6 months ago

    “Inured”? May be spelled small, but it sounds like a big word.

  4. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 6 months ago

    Had a teacher once tell a classmate that it was always a good thing to look something up when you wanted to know the meaning rather than asking and expecting to get a correct meaning in response. Good advice, something they should have been pushing on us before 10th grade (yeah they did teach what a dictionary was but most of the time you asked a teacher what a word meant and they just gave a definition, he was even more about us using dictionaries on a regular basis than any of our others had been so we weren’t too lazy about such things) . Didn’t know what inured was much less how it’s pronounced. Looked it up, can see why Pig thinks Zebra called himself a nerd. And Zebra’s right, he has become accostumed to accepting something undesirable for him.

  5. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 6 months ago

    @F6F5Hellcat

    Sounds a lot less like " a nerd" when pronounced in the English (or Aussie) manner.
    But, then again, Americans fight by shooting liturgical books at their enemies … (missile, missal …).

  6. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, 6 months ago

    @dukedoug

    Which is why I’ve seen a sign in one shop window in London that says American spoken here.

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    Piggie makes such a good Nerd! Glasses, buttoned-up shirt, and what may be a pocket-protector! Maybe Pig should become active in community theatre, in “character” rôles. He certainly is a character….

  8. lisapaloma13

    lisapaloma13 said, 6 months ago

    @Sisyphos

    Not just glasses— glasses repaired at the bridge with white tape!

  9. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 6 months ago

    Takes one to know one.

  10. Jim Martin

    Jim Martin said, 6 months ago

    Very funny

  11. route66paul

    route66paul said, 6 months ago

    if you use the word……..

  12. finale

    finale said, 6 months ago

    @rmacprivate

    Common bond(s)…different language?

  13. finale

    finale said, 6 months ago

    A yellow pocket protector? With a yellow shirt?

  14. the burser

    the burser said, 6 months ago

    sorry most nerds (I speak from being one) are undetectble until you says something totally wrong about computers, then they choke and correct you (sometimes)

  15. Ms. Ima

    Ms. Ima said, 6 months ago

    Anyone know of a good pocket protector for my smartphone? It does everything.

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