Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, 9 months ago

    CARD! CARD!!!!!

  2. rayannina

    rayannina said, 9 months ago

    Yes, Antonio — please.

  3. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, 9 months ago

    The Godfather is suing you for defaming Italians. Expect a soccer ref’s head in your sheets tomorrow.

  4. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, 9 months ago

    And no, Rat — “Penalty kick” does NOT mean that you get to kick him in retaliation!

  5. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, 9 months ago

    Rough sport. all those missing teeth, crashing into the boards and slamming the net and the octopus on the ice, sorry, that’s hockey, the North American REAL sport patterned after the sissy game.

  6. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 9 months ago

    Actually, it’s Spanish soccer players that dive the most.

  7. Bilan

    Bilan said, 9 months ago

    He’s a bit chubby for a pro soccer player.

  8. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, 9 months ago

    Rat deserves it, so go for it.

  9. Adam Nedens(Snoopster)

    Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 9 months ago

    Son of a gun

  10. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 9 months ago

    Hey! Who turned Rat’s mug around?
    .
    (and this week I know I’m not seeing things)

  11. SCOTTtheBADGER

    SCOTTtheBADGER said, 9 months ago

    Here is Antonio’s chance to act as the agent for Karma.

  12. Arianne

    Arianne said, 9 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    I guess turn about’s fair play. : )

  13. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    I have a distant (very distant!) relative (same uncommon last name) who is a noted pro soccer player. Nonetheless, it is not my favorite sport. Run, run, run, (flop), run, run, (flop), GOALLLLLLLL, run, run. 90 minutes. Score, 1-nil. Boring!

  14. finale

    finale said, 9 months ago

    One of my most satisfying moments of reffing came as I bestowed a second yellow (red) for taking a dive to a high school player “writhing in agony” on the ground. He immediately jumped up and started screaming at me. Took me several moments to compose myself before restarting the game.

  15. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 9 months ago

    Just use that magic spray on Rat that I see trainers use all the time.

    He’ll be up and insulting again in mere seconds.

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