Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, almost 2 years ago

    Tempurpedic: the highly most dumb founded bed in America.(not really, it’s soft as heck)

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 2 years ago

    Does that mattress have any memories of Sweet Fanny?

  3. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 2 years ago

    BTW, that is one krazy picture in panel 2.

  4. ChrissyT

    ChrissyT said, almost 2 years ago

    Give the mattress to Rat. I’d love to see what the mattress would say about him.

  5. Sarah Plain

    Sarah Plain said, almost 2 years ago

    Pig wore pants?

  6. bmonk

    bmonk said, almost 2 years ago

    @ChrissyT

    Rat is so bad, it would never shut up.

  7. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, almost 2 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Bob Hope in a bee suit painting half an aliens face

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    Pig should have bought a dumb mattress instead of a smart one!

  9. finale

    finale said, almost 2 years ago

    At least he didn’t get the singing one that goes on and on with that Andrew Lloyd Weber song.
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    @rf_eq; You’re probably correct (Thanks for the Memories).

  10. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, almost 2 years ago

    Memories, like the corners of my mind …

  11. thatnicecollegeguy

    thatnicecollegeguy said, almost 2 years ago

    Did he get it from the planet Squornshellous Zeta? (I appreciate whoever gets the reference)

  12. spirit42

    spirit42 said, almost 2 years ago

    Pastis remember all those guys (and girls) who beat you up in high school? They were trying to help you.

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 2 years ago

    Thanks, for the mammaries…

  14. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 2 years ago

    Attn: Dorothy Lamore…

    Thanks for the mammaries,
    The big ones and the small,
    On women short and tall
    The kind that bounce,
    The kind that sway,
    The kind that will come out to play,
    Oh, thank you, so much….

  15. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, almost 2 years ago

    Fangs for the mammaries … the vampire’s dream !!

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