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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Sep 1, 2012
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Goat:  Hey there, Pig. I hear you got a new mattress. Mind if I have a look?
Pig:  Sure. It's one of those memory foam ones.
Goat:  Ohhh. These are supposed to be great. Do you like it?
Pig:  No. It's bad.
Goat:  Bad how?
Bed:  And remember the time everyone but you got a valentine and you cried all the way home?
Pig:  Bad memories.
Bed:  Oh, and remember the time you split your pants playing tetherball??
Sep 3, 2012
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