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At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic strip tale of two friends: an arrogant Rat who thinks he knows it all and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together, this pair offers caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams says that Pearls is "one of the few comics that make me laugh out loud." The strip has twice won the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben division award for Best Newspaper Comic Strip – in 2003 and in 2006.
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Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 9 months ago
One f lighter. HA!
Bilan said, 9 months ago
If you put on 12 1/2 pounds, do you become 0% efficient?
margueritem
said, 9 months ago
JEF, somehow, it’s fitting…
FlyGuyP38 said, 9 months ago
If he dropped his ego it would lessen more than half the load.
Stan King said, 9 months ago
Oh, the war with Frazz (creator Jef Mallett) is so DEFINITELY on!
Rockngolfer said, 9 months ago
While I was getting my cruiser tires replaced the bike guy had a discussion with a customer about open pedals, cadence, and carbon fiber wheels that cost a couple of grand each.
Sisyphos said, 9 months ago
The degree of my dislike for Jef[f] the Cyclist is in inverse proportion to his weight reduction. —Gee; maybe he could waste away to NOTHING AT ALL; ya think?
littleannoyingdog said, 9 months ago
LOSER Door prize is what I’d like to give him ie opening the drivers side door to turn him into road meat
Alun Rundle
said, 9 months ago
Stephan Vs Jef? Mr Pastis is the victim of today’s Frazz…
Varnes said, 9 months ago
Stan, it really is. Read Frazz today, it’s about Pearls…Man, these guys…..
Varnes said, 9 months ago
Puns and all….
SusanSunshine
said, 9 months ago
I always wondered why he spelled it like that…
Silly me, I thought it was an homage to Bil Keene.
SusanSunshine
said, 9 months ago
Smart of him, BTW, to lose an F instead of one of those L’s in Mallet… that crossbar must weigh something…
though those final T’s are probably heavier and even more useless.
Maybe next year…
Nabuquduriuzhur said, 9 months ago
I’m glad I didn’t get that far into cycling. 26 miles a day was enough and that wasn’t something I could do forever and pared it back to 6 to 10. If I’d gotten into the lawbreaking that most of them do, I’d probably have been smashed flat forty or fifty times by the time I quit in 2000 and took up running.
F6F5Hellcat said, 9 months ago
Jef is an idiot. Let’s say that actually does eliminate weight from the brain, it’s bound to be about .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a gram, so infinitesimal of a weight as to not even have any serious effect on Jeff’s preformance on the hill climb. The sunglasses add more weight than the letter F could, so loose them.