Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, almost 3 years ago

    One f lighter. HA!

  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, almost 3 years ago

    If you put on 12 1/2 pounds, do you become 0% efficient?

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    JEF, somehow, it’s fitting…

  4. Stan King

    Stan King said, almost 3 years ago

    Oh, the war with Frazz (creator Jef Mallett) is so DEFINITELY on!

  5. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, almost 3 years ago

    While I was getting my cruiser tires replaced the bike guy had a discussion with a customer about open pedals, cadence, and carbon fiber wheels that cost a couple of grand each.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 3 years ago

    The degree of my dislike for Jef[f] the Cyclist is in inverse proportion to his weight reduction. —Gee; maybe he could waste away to NOTHING AT ALL; ya think?

  7. littleannoyingdog

    littleannoyingdog said, almost 3 years ago

    LOSER Door prize is what I’d like to give him ie opening the drivers side door to turn him into road meat

  8. Alun Rundle

    Alun Rundle GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Stephan Vs Jef? Mr Pastis is the victim of today’s Frazz…

  9. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 3 years ago

    Stan, it really is. Read Frazz today, it’s about Pearls…Man, these guys…..

  10. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 3 years ago

    Puns and all….

  11. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    I always wondered why he spelled it like that…


    Silly me, I thought it was an homage to Bil Keene.

  12. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Smart of him, BTW, to lose an F instead of one of those L’s in Mallet… that crossbar must weigh something…

    though those final T’s are probably heavier and even more useless.

    Maybe next year…

  13. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 3 years ago

    I’m glad I didn’t get that far into cycling. 26 miles a day was enough and that wasn’t something I could do forever and pared it back to 6 to 10. If I’d gotten into the lawbreaking that most of them do, I’d probably have been smashed flat forty or fifty times by the time I quit in 2000 and took up running.

  14. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, almost 3 years ago

    Jef is an idiot. Let’s say that actually does eliminate weight from the brain, it’s bound to be about .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a gram, so infinitesimal of a weight as to not even have any serious effect on Jeff’s preformance on the hill climb. The sunglasses add more weight than the letter F could, so loose them.

  15. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, almost 3 years ago

    Oh oh, a weight gain by a cyclist could indicate foreign substances in the body.

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