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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Sep 2, 2012
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Pig: What's going on, Jeff the cyclist? Jeff: I'm training for a race. I need to be just the right weight. One extra pound means being 8% less efficient on hill climbs. Pig: But you're already so fit, and your bike is as light as can be... What else could you possibly do to drop weight? Jeff: Change the spelling of my name from 'J-E-F-F' to 'J-E-F.' Pig: One 'F' lighter! Jeff: Jef thinks of everything!
Sep 4, 2012
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