Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. agedengineer

    agedengineer said, 11 months ago

    I dunno, Pigita has seemed pretty beachy on many occasions.

  2. ChrissyT

    ChrissyT said, 11 months ago

    Snoopy’s beach beagle ex is a much better date for a beach.

  3. ChrissyT

    ChrissyT said, 11 months ago

    If I were you Pig, I’d keep your dates inland. It’s harder to pound someone through solid ground.

  4. margueritem

    margueritem said, 11 months ago

    Pig done stepped in it again.

  5. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, 11 months ago

    . . . well she’s a pig . . . of course she’s portly . . .

  6. unnormal

    unnormal said, 11 months ago

    @Phatts California

    Yeah … and just a tad ‘porkly’, as well.

  7. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, 11 months ago

    What in the world does Pig even see in her?

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    Believe it or not, Pig, you’re better off without Pigita! ’Course, it would be nice if you were also right-side-up….

  9. dfowensby

    dfowensby said, 11 months ago

    wonder if this guy is ever gonna run outa puns…and bad jokes.

  10. Odd Dog

    Odd Dog said, 11 months ago

    @unnormal

    Ummhh Beachen Bacon sand-witch with a nice glass of port to wash it down

  11. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 11 months ago

    Pigita should get together with Snoopy’s beach beagle from yesterday. Or maybe Pig should.

  12. Arianne

    Arianne said, 11 months ago

    Maybe she’s just a tad miffed that Pig got to wear the itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dots, and she didn’t.

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, 11 months ago

    Now, if it’s real Porta, from Portugal, I’m there……

  14. G Hardy

    G Hardy said, 11 months ago

    Um – pigs don’t have toes…

  15. FlyerTom

    FlyerTom said, 11 months ago

    @G Hardy

    I’m surprised it took so long for anyone to comment on that fact, but “Sand between my hooves” just doesn’t have the same ring.

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