Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 05, 2012
August 04, 2012
August 06, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: You enjoying the coast, Pigita? Pigita: Not really. Pig: I thought you liked it here. Pigita: I do. And I like staring out at the boats. I think it's just the sand in my toes I don't like. Pig: Oh. Pigita: I'm sorry. I'm just not a beachy kind of girl. Pig: Would you rather walk around the port? Pigita: Oh. I love ports. Pig: So you're more of a portly kind of girl. Pig: Maybe we should avoid the coast entirely.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 11 years ago
I dunno, Pigita has seemed pretty beachy on many occasions.
ChrissyT over 11 years ago
Snoopy’s beach beagle ex is a much better date for a beach.
ChrissyT over 11 years ago
If I were you Pig, I’d keep your dates inland. It’s harder to pound someone through solid ground.
margueritem over 11 years ago
Pig done stepped in it again.
Phatts over 11 years ago
. . . well she’s a pig . . . of course she’s portly . . .
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
What in the world does Pig even see in her?
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Believe it or not, Pig, you’re better off without Pigita! ’Course, it would be nice if you were also right-side-up….
dfowensby over 11 years ago
wonder if this guy is ever gonna run outa puns…and bad jokes.
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Pigita should get together with Snoopy’s beach beagle from yesterday. Or maybe Pig should.
Arianne over 11 years ago
Maybe she’s just a tad miffed that Pig got to wear the itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dots, and she didn’t.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Now, if it’s real Porta, from Portugal, I’m there……
g.p.hardy over 11 years ago
Um – pigs don’t have toes…
Ozark12 over 11 years ago
Pigs in bikinis, Oh Baby!
hcr1985 over 11 years ago
Why is it that Pig always gets beat up by her? Maybe they should go their seperate ways
lunatics_fringe Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh dear God Pigita in a bikini WHY STEPHAN WHYYYYY….
tigre1 over 11 years ago
G…she doesn’t know that. She’s never been able to see down there.
codedaddy over 11 years ago
Beg to differ, Pigita – you have acted quite beachy (sp) in the past. In fact, you have no pier.
aimlesscruzr over 11 years ago
@agedengineer – I see whut you did there..LOL, and I agree almost completely. She’s been beachy on pretty much every occasion…
Ooten Aboot over 11 years ago
Um, yes they do, G Hardy. Four hoofed toes on each foot. You could look it up.
A_NY_Outlaw over 11 years ago
I’ve had a few ex-girlfriends like Pigita. Ouch.
finale over 11 years ago
Go pound sand….
Snoopy_Fan over 11 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 11 years ago
There’s no need to fear!Punman is here!.OK, you can start worrying
Casey Southards over 11 years ago
At least it was not on the port.
Number Three over 11 years ago
Oh dear…
Now I can’t stop laughing.
LOL xxx
mstgator over 11 years ago
If we’re going to get all anatomically correct, then Pigita should be wearing at least six bikini tops.
Vicki Corwin Premium Member over 11 years ago
Her reaction proved that she was “beachy” girl
CrouchingBruin Premium Member over 11 years ago
There’s the problem, she’s a starboardly girl. It’s an insult to even infer to a starboardly girl that she might be portly.
Married2Merry over 11 years ago
What we have here… is a failure to communicate.
danketaz Premium Member over 11 years ago
Actually , being anthropomorphic comic strip pigs, they both have as many toes as Stephan is able to draw, generally none.
the burser over 11 years ago
owch!
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Pig had better go see the doc(k).
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 11 years ago
Shouldn’t we all be glad that Pig was not in a Speedo and Pigita was not in a thing?
finebammer over 11 years ago
nice rack!
Josiah_G over 11 years ago
Portly isn’t an insult. It means you carry yourself with dignity and grace, which is what Pigita was defending when she slaughtered the Pig
naturally_easy over 11 years ago
And sows would need more cups in a bikini top!
m.l. over 11 years ago
Roderick O'Connor over 11 years ago
Pigita, being a pig, should probably be wearing two or three more tops.
BelchingPanda over 10 years ago
PIgita always gets ticked when pig tries to tell her good things about herself….she is 2 sensitive
Thanos about 5 years ago
they dont wear clothes on every other day and wear clothes when they go to the beach…
alantain 11 months ago
She seems like a beachy girl to me.