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At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic strip tale of two friends: an arrogant Rat who thinks he knows it all and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together, this pair offers caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams says that Pearls is "one of the few comics that make me laugh out loud." The strip has twice won the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben division award for Best Newspaper Comic Strip – in 2003 and in 2006.
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margueritem
said, 11 months ago
Alrighty, then…
SherlockWatson said, 11 months ago
In panel 4, Hannah’s quite right; she can go anywhere and be insulted.
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She’ll never be able to join Weight Watchers; she may have weight, but no one wants to watch ’er.
cereal killer said, 11 months ago
I hatewhen that happens, parties most…
Jim said, 11 months ago
think pastis is losin’ his mind…
Dave4B said, 11 months ago
@Jim
That would mean he had one to start out with!
jukeofurl said, 11 months ago
Boo yah
kzcreations.com said, 11 months ago
careful rat, hippos kill more people every year than sharks lions and bears combined.
JohnnyDiego said, 11 months ago
Seems that I have friends that are Hippos.
They get up to leave, put on their coats, walk to the door, then spend the next half hour saying goodbye.
Happens every time.
dukedoug said, 11 months ago
@Dave4B
Yep !!
Hillbillyman said, 11 months ago
This is sooooooo funny LOL
orinoco womble said, 11 months ago
I know so many people like that online. Shoot, I know a few offlline, too. I figured it out…they hang around like that because they really have nowhere to go.
Antoine Lowray
said, 11 months ago
You’re like everyone’s wife, Hanna.
pschearer
said, 11 months ago
Is Stephan having a house-guest problem?
pschearer
said, 11 months ago
@kzcreations.com
How do you combine a shark, a lion, and a bear? I don’t know either, but I’m sure we’ll soon find out on the SyFy Channel.
PICTO said, 11 months ago
@pschearer
“How do you combine a shark, a lion, and a bear?”
First you need a large blender…..