Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 11 months ago

    I’ll take you, Pig.

  2. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 11 months ago

    “Mr. Humphries, are you free?”

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    Aww. Nice of Rat, however, to make Pig available to us at a fair price.
    Hey, Pig: you should mention that it’s Bloomsday!

  4. cm_beagle

    cm_beagle said, 11 months ago

    @SherlockWatson

    Not at the moment, he’s fetching a glass of water for Mr. Grainger.

  5. Scott Kuttner

    Scott Kuttner said, 11 months ago

    Okay… drop the sign and back away from the pig slowly. That’s it, now put your hands behind your back and do the hokey pokey.

  6. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 11 months ago

    @GoldenRoya

    Yes, by putting the $20.00 on it you establish that it has some real value. People will accept this and believe that they have scored a real bargain.
    Beware, this is a well-known technique in merchandising – falsely inflating “value” to make buyers think they are getting a bargain.

  7. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 11 months ago

    @GoldenRoya

    I have seen this happen so many times. LOL

  8. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 11 months ago

    I hope the crocs don’t amble by.

  9. cdward

    cdward said, 11 months ago

    Soon rat will be in the adjoining box with a “Free” sign hung around his neck. Nobody will take him.

  10. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 11 months ago

    Let’s see…pork chops, and ham hocks are over a dollar and a half a pound…I think that Pig is a bargain!

  11. Garf_Lasag

    Garf_Lasag said, 11 months ago

    How could you have NOT seen that coming, Pig? Ha ha ha ha haaa… :)

  12. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 11 months ago

    Mmm … free bacon!

  13. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, 11 months ago

    A couple down the street is being evicted and everything they own has been in the yard for weeks


    The piles have been steadily shrinking, we bought some furniture from them, I’m hoping they were paid for most of the rest of the stuff that’s gone but I doubt it

  14. dekawesome

    dekawesome said, 11 months ago

    oh well,

  15. llebanorahs

    llebanorahs said, 11 months ago

    I tried to sell an old TV for $5 on a garage sale, and it wouldn’t sell. I raised the price to $20 and it went right away.

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