Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, about 1 year ago

    You hear that, Kermit? Miss Piggy just wants to help you get “slimy” so you can breathe better.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem said, about 1 year ago

    Poor little Freddy. Please take the little guy away from your dad.

  3. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, about 1 year ago

    you and your big mouth, Zebra

  4. Tiana

    Tiana said, about 1 year ago

    Out of the whole sentence about hate, Zebra picks up on the “slimy” part. Brilliance. Then he proceeds to basically tell his “enemy” a way to get rid of him. More brilliance. What is up with him today?

  5. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 1 year ago

    Shame on you Zebra. Or did Freddy attempt to help some crocs sneak into your house and this is your revenge?

  6. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, about 1 year ago

    Sorry, Larry, but the old saying is “fine as frog’s hair”, not croc’s hair.

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, about 1 year ago

    Ah, Larry and his famed dry wit.

  8. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, about 1 year ago

    As in “I will get dis froggy dry wit dis hair-blower ting.”

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    Junior! Do something! Help Freddy! Larry will dry him to death if you don’t!
    Pastis, you can’t off Freddy! You hear? LET FREDDY GO!

  10. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 1 year ago

    Tomorrow’s headline:
    Freddy croaks
    smoking blow dryer found nearby

  11. Lovecraft

    Lovecraft said, about 1 year ago

    @Tiana

    Brilliant, too: talking to the croc in the first place. Since when are they on neighborly speaking terms?

  12. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, about 1 year ago

    Zeeba neighba have a big mouf.

  13. the burser

    the burser said, about 1 year ago

    wow larry. just wow

  14. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, about 1 year ago

    Fred’s nuts roasting by a hot hair dryer,
    Caused by something Zeba knows……

  15. Jim Martin

    Jim Martin said, about 1 year ago

    Ha,ha,ha, ha – great one.

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