Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    a man after my own heart, I would have thought it was a good line too.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 4 years ago

    I never knew that Sheldon Cooper had horns.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Goat is not skilled in the art of small talk…

  4. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, almost 4 years ago

    … this makes the old cliché pick-up lines look a lot better …

  5. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, almost 4 years ago

    Can someone remind me the story behind “Hey-diddle-diddle, the cat & the fiddle, the cow jumped o’er the moon, the little dog laughed to see such sport, and the dish ran away with the spoon”?

  6. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, almost 4 years ago

    goat is left brained. she’s just left

  7. BahramtheRed

    BahramtheRed said, almost 4 years ago

    Cute I think for you crude sexual innuendos might be a better option than obscure trivia. Try;

    “That’s a lovely dress. It’s gonna look great in a ball beside my bed.”

    You might get slapped but better odds of success than your material.

  8. firedome

    firedome said, almost 4 years ago

    goat’s approach mirrors my own. perhaps that is why we are both still bachelors…

  9. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 4 years ago

    “Hey, momma, you got a burger to go with that shake?”

  10. Buggerit

    Buggerit said, almost 4 years ago

    In the UK we say “A-tishoo” instead of “Ashes”.

    It is an onomatopaeic word for sneezing, in case you were wondering.

  11. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, almost 4 years ago

    My mother’s name is Rosie.

  12. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, almost 4 years ago

    Starbucks?

  13. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 4 years ago

    Goat! You’ve got to save your A-Material until after the preliminary greeting rituals! D’oh!

  14. itisme

    itisme GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Actually, that theory has been debunked.
    See for yourself – http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/rosie.asp

  15. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, almost 4 years ago

    Now if she had been a super nerdette Goat’s sad attempt at a pickup line would have not only worked but quite possibly gotten him a one night stand.

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