Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    a man after my own heart, I would have thought it was a good line too.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 2 years ago

    I never knew that Sheldon Cooper had horns.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Goat is not skilled in the art of small talk…

  4. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, about 2 years ago

    … this makes the old cliché pick-up lines look a lot better …

  5. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 2 years ago

    Can someone remind me the story behind “Hey-diddle-diddle, the cat & the fiddle, the cow jumped o’er the moon, the little dog laughed to see such sport, and the dish ran away with the spoon”?

  6. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, about 2 years ago

    goat is left brained. she’s just left

  7. BahramtheRed

    BahramtheRed said, about 2 years ago

    Cute I think for you crude sexual innuendos might be a better option than obscure trivia. Try;

    “That’s a lovely dress. It’s gonna look great in a ball beside my bed.”

    You might get slapped but better odds of success than your material.

  8. firedome

    firedome said, about 2 years ago

    goat’s approach mirrors my own. perhaps that is why we are both still bachelors…

  9. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    “Hey, momma, you got a burger to go with that shake?”

  10. Buggerit

    Buggerit said, about 2 years ago

    In the UK we say “A-tishoo” instead of “Ashes”.

    It is an onomatopaeic word for sneezing, in case you were wondering.

  11. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, about 2 years ago

    My mother’s name is Rosie.

  12. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 2 years ago

    Fat Penguin !!

  13. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 2 years ago

    Just thought I’d say something that may break the ice.

  14. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, about 2 years ago

    @GoldenRoya

    Starbucks?

  15. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 2 years ago

    @Buggerit

    I think the A-tishoo refers to the Black Death as sneezing is a first symptom of bubonic plague. The next line “all fall down”, is what everybody does when they succumb to the disease.

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