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   chireef said, 11 months ago

   a man after my own heart, I would have thought it was a good line too.
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   SherlockWatson said, 11 months ago

   I never knew that Sheldon Cooper had horns.
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   margueritem said, 11 months ago

   Goat is not skilled in the art of small talk…
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   Phatts California said, 11 months ago

   … this makes the old cliché pick-up lines look a lot better …
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   templo SUD said, 11 months ago

   Can someone remind me the story behind “Hey-diddle-diddle, the cat & the fiddle, the cow jumped o’er the moon, the little dog laughed to see such sport, and the dish ran away with the spoon”?
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   wecatsgocomics said, 11 months ago

   This “explanation” of the children’s rhyme is much disputed. For example, see http://nicolaa5.tripod.com/articles/rosie.html.
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   rf_eq said, 11 months ago

   goat is left brained. she’s just left
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   BahramtheRed said, 11 months ago

   Cute I think for you crude sexual innuendos might be a better option than obscure trivia. Try;

   “That’s a lovely dress. It’s gonna look great in a ball beside my bed.”

   You might get slapped but better odds of success than your material.
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   firedome said, 11 months ago

   goat’s approach mirrors my own. perhaps that is why we are both still bachelors…
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    orinoco womble said, 11 months ago

    “Hey, momma, you got a burger to go with that shake?”
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    Buggerit said, 11 months ago

    In the UK we say “A-tishoo” instead of “Ashes”.

    It is an onomatopaeic word for sneezing, in case you were wondering.
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    JohnnyDiego said, 11 months ago

    My mother’s name is Rosie.
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    dukedoug said, 11 months ago

    Fat Penguin !!
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    dukedoug said, 11 months ago

    Just thought I’d say something that may break the ice.
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    Hillbillyman said, 11 months ago

    @GoldenRoya

    Starbucks?
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