Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 4 years ago

    Sing along with Sherlock: “Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble… when you’re perfect in every way…”

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Perfect. ‘I can’t wait to look in the mirror cuz I get better looking each day…’

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 4 years ago

    Rat’s destiny: to be eaten by a cat.

  4. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, about 4 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    … don’t wish that on some poor cat … it’ll get heartburn …

  5. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 4 years ago

    Boobies are their own reward, for all involved! what a prize!……sayin’…..come on who doesn’t like boobies?….be honest now….sometimes I think women like them almost as much as the men folk do…All hail boobies!!!!

  6. spamster

    spamster said, about 4 years ago

    Thats easy rat when you die the world does end. for you

  7. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, about 4 years ago

    Most of the self-styled “realists” I know have a very weak grasp on reality….

  8. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, about 4 years ago

    Or is that “buboes” prize, Mr Rat?

  9. cdward

    cdward said, about 4 years ago

    The world will end for at least one person when Rat dies. Of course, that person will be Rat.

  10. win

    win said, about 4 years ago

    Rat: a legend in his own mind

  11. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 4 years ago

    Alas poor Rat, you are so vain to think yourself a realist when as a realist you would realize that no one will care about you once your gone and that you are extremely unimportant in the grand scheme of things

  12. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, about 4 years ago

    The truly scary part is that what Rat said about the world ending when he dies is almost a direct quote from Ayn Rand.

  13. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 4 years ago

    The race for greatness? Rat, you couldn’t even qualify for the team! You are a loutish, selfish, beer-swilling, petty bully. That’s realism!

  14. A I

    A I said, about 4 years ago

    *snicker!!!
    Rat said booby….

  15. Number Nine

    Number Nine said, about 4 years ago

    When loved ones pass on, part of our world does end.

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