Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    I’m confused, too. But believe me, I ain’t pretty….

  2. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, over 2 years ago

    Third base!

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Worrying over fluff. Pig makes more sense.

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Hey, what happened to the pet man?

  5. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    Sing along with Sherlock: “You might not ever get rich… but lemme tell ya, it’s better than diggin’ a ditch…”

  6. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 2 years ago

    This could be a metaphor for me & WWDC.

  7. Ira Nayman

    Ira Nayman said, over 2 years ago

    Where are the groans? This was a pun. Why isn’t a character threatening Pastis with a baseball bat?

  8. einarbt7

    einarbt7 said, over 2 years ago

    Pig is right.

  9. kzcreations.com

    kzcreations.com said, over 2 years ago

    it’s no use trying to talk to pig. its like throwing pearls before swine!!!!! jk for that lame joke. but really it is.

  10. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, over 2 years ago

    now I know what alternative fuels means.

  11. treblemaker

    treblemaker said, over 2 years ago

    @Ira Nayman

    Because they couldn’t afford the gas to drive over to his house.

  12. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Beer is cheaper than gas.
    Drink, don’t drive Pig.

  13. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    If it’s awash, it’s too flooded to drive into…
    and if it’s awash in gasoline, too dangerous as well.

  14. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Alas! Too near Truth for me. My favorite close-by gas station, with my favored brand, is also the most expensive in the area—unless you also buy a run through their newly-installed car wash along with your gas purchase.

  15. bornfree99

    bornfree99 said, over 2 years ago

    how about walk 5 mile buy the gas, walk back n fill ur car..
    btw, if why call it gas when it is liquid?

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