Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, about 1 year ago

    Perhaps it’s your crappy attitude, Rat.

  2. Havelock_Vetinari

    Havelock_Vetinari said, about 1 year ago

    Try living in the next moment. It has many exciting possibilities, and if you do it right you travel to the future.

  3. briatollah

    briatollah said, about 1 year ago

    @margueritem

    New word: “crappitude.” The opposite is “happitude”. Let’s see if they catch on.

  4. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, about 1 year ago

    Reminds me of this scene from Spaceballs.

  5. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, about 1 year ago

    Just because one lives in the now rarely ensures now is good. You know, being that at any given moment you could d

  6. firedome

    firedome said, about 1 year ago

    actually, it’s “rattitude”…

  7. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, about 1 year ago

    Don’t like this moment?

    Wait a moment.

  8. Radish

    Radish said, about 1 year ago

    At least this moment is just boring and not crappy.

  9. win

    win said, about 1 year ago

    no matter when you are, there you are…and there but for the grace of attitude goes me

  10. clamdigger

    clamdigger said, about 1 year ago

    I can relate…

  11. clamdigger

    clamdigger said, about 1 year ago

    And I agree with Radish…

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    Have another beer, Rat, right now! Helps blur the crappitude.

  13. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 1 year ago

    For Rat the secret is just another beer. But in truth Rat is the kind of person who can never be truely happy. He’ll always find some excuse why he can’t be happy, and usually it’s those around him that are his excuse.

  14. PICTO

    PICTO said, about 1 year ago

    Carpe Diem

  15. old1953

    old1953 said, about 1 year ago

    Happy is overrated. Who would want to be delerious with joy all the time? And how would you know if you were? Where’s the contrast?

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