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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
May 5, 2012
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Pig:  Hey, Neighbor Willy! Want to fly to mars?
Willy:  Can't. Have to study.
Pig:  Why?
Willy:  I need a 4.6 G.P.A.
Pig:  What for?
Willy:  To get into a top-tier, ivy league school.  Where, if I work really hard, I can get a degree and then a six-figure job.  Where, if I work even harder, I can make a lot of money for many years.  Which, if everything goes right, will allow me to retire comfortably at 65.
Pig:  Then what?
Willy:  Then maybe I'll have a couple years left before I die.
May 7, 2012
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