Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. StrummerFan

    StrummerFan said, over 4 years ago

    You and me both, Rat.

  2. TMO1

    TMO1 GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    This pretty much hits the nail on the head for the majority of bicyclists out there.

  3. Alohacat

    Alohacat said, over 4 years ago

    Mmmm,…How many points were cyclist in the movie Death Race 2000?

  4. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, over 4 years ago

    the truth is, bikers in bike lanes are one misplaced french fry away from death.

  5. rayannina

    rayannina said, over 4 years ago

    Alberto Contador’s ’roid rage takes an ominous turn …

  6. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 4 years ago


    Agreed. I bike sometimes myself, but keep off to the side and swing wide on left turns, etc. To many arrogant cyclists out there think they own the road. That’s why there was so much blowback against cyclists rather than the driver when that guy in CA slammed on his brakes and made a couple crash into the back of his car. Not saying it was right, just noting that a LOT of people sided against the cyclists in spite of the situation.

  7. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    I bike a lot, but stay in my neighborhood, and obey the traffic rules.

  8. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 4 years ago


    On the other hand, there are just as many arrogant motorists out there who think that THEY own the road. THEY’RE even more dangerous, by about 2,000 pounds. That said, as far as Jeff is concerned, I’d have to side with Rat on this one (as much as it pains me to agree with Rat about anything!)

  9. phoenixsk

    phoenixsk said, over 4 years ago

    Something deep down below has frozen over… there’s actual FOOD on the plates in PBS.

  10. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, over 4 years ago

    Is there some unwritten bicycling law that says that bicyclists have to try to run over pedestrians?

  11. cdward

    cdward said, over 4 years ago

    WHAT bike lanes? And when did bicycling become a crime? Any time I get on my bike, it’s taking my life into my hands because there is no bike lane and almost no shoulder. Won’t even let my kids go out on their bikes around here – how pathetic is that?

  12. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, over 4 years ago

    On a different note….is that bacon on Pig’s plate? That’s just not right.

  13. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 4 years ago

    Where I live, the city in its infinite wisdumb put the bike lanes in place of the sidewalks, so pedestrians have no where else to walk. Cyclists wearing headphones, with no bell or horn, enjoy counting points on pedestrians. The other day I was returning home on foot only to be pushed aside by a cyclist with no bell. He literally reached out a hand and shoved me. I guess he was too dumb to speak.
    In some areas, there is a bike lane on one side of the street, and a pedestrian sidewalk on the other. Of course the cyclists ride on the sidewalk, leaving the bike lane empty.

  14. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 4 years ago

    This reminds me of an incident that occurred while I was working for the Postal Service.

    A Postal employee in his truck stopped at a stop sign, and attempting a right hand turn merging into traffic was struck by a bicyclist going the wrong way down that street.

    Sensing a big pay day the Bike Nazi sued the Postal Service.

    The whole affair was settled out of court because it was determined that a long drawn out court case was financially unsound.

  15. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    “Jeff”, huh?

    Coincidence? I don’t think so.

    I’m willing to bet that Pastis is ragging on Jef Mallett here….

    I like Frazz, but the strip often has an attitude about non-bikers.

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