Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. fhhuber

    fhhuber said, almost 5 years ago

    Checking for ticks…

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    You should have offered her a roll in the mud.

  3. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, almost 5 years ago

    Pig, that’s NOT what it means to “do it like they do on the Discovery channel!”

  4. reader 4834

    reader 4834 said, almost 5 years ago

    Offer her a banana first next time.

  5. seyleigh

    seyleigh said, almost 5 years ago

    It’s easier to walk over a lousy date than it is to drive over a lousy bicyclist without going to jail. Unfortunately…

  6. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, almost 5 years ago

    Hang on pal. Once she accepts she’s a pig, she’ll chillax.

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 5 years ago

    It’s the old Spilled Wine Trope! Seriously, Pig, what on earth do you see in that awful Pigita, besides fleas?

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 5 years ago

    Good point Andrea@home.

  9. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, almost 5 years ago

    @Sisyphos

    Who else does he stand a chance with? She’s like the only female character in the strip except for Larry the croc’s wife.

  10. What-D-Hey

    What-D-Hey said, almost 5 years ago

    Totally logical – he wanted a flea, which made her want to flee.

  11. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    Curse you Pastis! I saw the ad for the new app on the bottom of the email version of GoComics and had to get it. You will get yours! (Wait, you already did, because I had to pay for it.)

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    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! gofundme.com/2rydr8k GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    …i think pig was hunting in the wrong forest…

  13. finale

    finale said, almost 5 years ago

    He stole MY MOVE! (Yeah, works just as well for me too)

  14. What Shenanigans

    What Shenanigans said, almost 5 years ago

    Of course she would be offended by “grooming for fleas”— it suggests she’s a lowly, brute animal, rather than a refined, anthropomorphic character.

    Pig should have said “grooming for lice.”

  15. thatnicecollegeguy

    thatnicecollegeguy said, almost 5 years ago

    Geez, Pig. You don’t just start grooming a girl for fleas. You have to build up to that point! Get to a few other bases first. Although, the shape of Pig’s play field may be a little wibbley wobbley. Easy to get lost on the way to first base.

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