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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jan 6, 2007
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"Larry... What you doing?" "Me is tree-climbing assassin monkey." "Larry... you juss crockydile." "Haha... <i>You</i> know me crockydile. <i>Me</i> know me crockydile. But zeeba not know nutheeng." "You tink?" "Me <I>know</i>... Zeeba juss over fence... He at a birthday party for neighba's keed. When he leave, me pounce." "And dat work?" "Of course dat work... Once zeeba see he in jaws of tree-climbing assassin monkey, he geeve up so fast dat-" WHAM "<i>Ohhh...</i> sorry, kids... looks like the pinata's over <i>here</i>." "Good... this one's a rip-off." "Gimme candy! Candy! Candy!"
Jan 8, 2007
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