Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 07, 2007
January 06, 2007
January 08, 2007
Transcript:
"Larry... What you doing?" "Me is tree-climbing assassin monkey." "Larry... you juss crockydile." "Haha... <i>You</i> know me crockydile. <i>Me</i> know me crockydile. But zeeba not know nutheeng." "You tink?" "Me <I>know</i>... Zeeba juss over fence... He at a birthday party for neighba's keed. When he leave, me pounce." "And dat work?" "Of course dat work... Once zeeba see he in jaws of tree-climbing assassin monkey, he geeve up so fast dat-" WHAM "<i>Ohhh...</i> sorry, kids... looks like the pinata's over <i>here</i>." "Good... this one's a rip-off." "Gimme candy! Candy! Candy!"
iFerrarifan over 12 years ago
The first “Pearls” strip I ever saw.
Gun guy almost 12 years ago
That’s 18.
KZ71 about 10 years ago
23 down, umpteen to go.
TURTLEDUDE over 4 years ago
I’m starting to feel bad for da crocs…
Bob The Croc about 4 years ago
I told Larry no do that…
kwblazek-16 over 2 years ago
“GIMME CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!”
Squirrel Chaser almost 2 years ago
I don’t think he’s dead. Just stunned.The number of confirmed dead crocs now sits at 25. That number mas change if the poodle did not kill Pastis’ croc. One of these days I will compile a list of the dates each crock was killed, how many were killed, how they died, etc… I also hope to include disclaimers of the more ambiguous deaths or circumstances where the exact number of dead is questionable. If this has already been done, let me know. (I might just do it anyway.)