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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Dec 26, 2003
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"I thought you went to find Gary Larson."
 "I couldn't get by his security cows. I guess the funnies are just doomed."
 "Well, I was thinking.. maybe we could do our own comic strip about these nameless stick-figure animals who never move or show expression, and always talk about death."
 "..I'd jump, but I'm afraif I'd crush 'Dear Abby.'"
Dec 28, 2003
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