Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 27, 2003

Transcript:

"I thought you went to find Gary Larson." "I couldn't get by his security cows. I guess the funnies are just doomed." "Well, I was thinking.. maybe we could do our own comic strip about these nameless stick-figure animals who never move or show expression, and always talk about death." "..I'd jump, but I'm afraif I'd crush 'Dear Abby.'"