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  1. cdward

    cdward said, over 5 years ago

    ^That’s going to be tough on that trip to the Vatican.

  2. NoMo'ol'tomcats

    NoMo'ol'tomcats said, over 5 years ago

    “Roll up your sleeve & bend over.” Firesign Theater

  3. beenthere41

    beenthere41 said, over 5 years ago

    Let her pass, and the next bomber will be dressed like a nun. What do you suggest?

  4. W(ar).Crime

    W(ar).Crime said, over 5 years ago

    Spread’em and say cheese!

  5. txmystic

    txmystic said, over 5 years ago

    ^LOL

  6. jmattadams

    jmattadams GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    If she’d have worn a burka, she would have boarded her flight upon setting foot in the airport.

  7. noahipedo

    noahipedo said, over 5 years ago

    Goes to show ya what happens when terrorists win. If I didn’t think I’d get arrested, I’d just show up necked.

  8. josefw

    josefw said, over 5 years ago

    @NoMo… A little “Nick Danger, 3rd Eye?”

  9. noahipedo

    noahipedo said, over 5 years ago

    The FAA is hassling the wrong people. Rednecks, homophobics, tea partiers, birthers, Citizens United backers and others of their ilk are a bigger danger to this country and its Constitution than any terrorist. (Hell, if our security apperatus can spot two planes with ink cartridge bombs before they arrive or explode at an airport … .) Isolated acts of terrorism (yes, even 9/11) are rare compared to the harm the aforementioned are doing.

  10. Radish

    Radish GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    Nunzilla

  11. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    Average annual number of Americans killed, 1980-2005, by: • terrorist attacks on America, 165* • bathtub drowning, 332 • falling off ladder, 365 • bicycle accidents, 762 • falling down stairs, 1588 and let’s not even get started on guns and motor vehicles.

    More details here: http://richardsrussell.livejournal.com/99034.html

    Human beings are just really, really bad at risk assessment.

    ––––– *that’s ALL terrorist attacks, not just the ones involving planes

  12. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    There’s also a ramp on the machine; for wheelchairs?

  13. rotts

    rotts said, over 5 years ago

    @russell - don’t you count the 9/11 debacle as a terrorist attack?

  14. RJ Lee

    RJ Lee said, over 5 years ago

    beenthere41 hit the nail on the head!

  15. steelerman66

    steelerman66 said, over 5 years ago

    I got patted down because of my size 6’8 350lbs i watched 58 people walk through the gate i counted nothing i wondered why the counter girl smiled at me

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