Pat Oliphant for November 17, 2010

^That’s going to be tough on that trip to the Vatican.

“Roll up your sleeve & bend over.” Firesign Theater

Let her pass, and the next bomber will be dressed like a nun. What do you suggest?

Spread’em and say cheese!

^LOL

Goes to show ya what happens when terrorists win. If I didn’t think I’d get arrested, I’d just show up necked.

@NoMo… A little “Nick Danger, 3rd Eye?”

The FAA is hassling the wrong people. Rednecks, homophobics, tea partiers, birthers, Citizens United backers and others of their ilk are a bigger danger to this country and its Constitution than any terrorist. (Hell, if our security apperatus can spot two planes with ink cartridge bombs before they arrive or explode at an airport … .) Isolated acts of terrorism (yes, even 9/11) are rare compared to the harm the aforementioned are doing.

There’s also a ramp on the machine; for wheelchairs?

@russell - don’t you count the 9/11 debacle as a terrorist attack?

beenthere41 hit the nail on the head!

I got patted down because of my size 6’8 350lbs i watched 58 people walk through the gate i counted nothing i wondered why the counter girl smiled at me

take a train

Richard, your numbers don’t add up!

9/11 alone made over 2000 victims, not to mention OK city!

Oooh… it’s an annual AVERAGE.

I just want to see her whack his pee-pee when he touches her in the wrong place.

Wait till they try that on a woman wearing a birka (sp). Or even a scarf.