Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson

Ozy and Millie

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    ‘… tried to practice acupuncture on me … twisted my tail…’

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    Being taped up… being used as a guinea pig… being her psychiatrist…

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    What’s really scary is that I always liked women who were like Millie. Extremely intelligent, nuts in a benevolent way, and good at heart.

  4. Me3000

    Me3000 said, about 1 year ago

    she tried to cut off his tale once too

  5. WaitingMan

    WaitingMan said, about 1 year ago

    “Yanni music” is an oxymoron.

  6. ujean

    ujean said, about 1 year ago

    The witness is out of order, but so is the judge.

  7. Neo Stryder

    Neo Stryder said, about 1 year ago

    Hey, you should feel lucky, you have someone who’ll never leave you.

  8. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, about 1 year ago

    “….and she’s always contradicting me.”
    “Do NOT!”

  9. Hag5000

    Hag5000 said, about 1 year ago

    Explosive testimony.

  10. Dogday88

    Dogday88 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    First rule for trial attorneys: Never ask a question you don’t know the answer to.

  11. Kali39

    Kali39 said, about 1 year ago

    Ozy: …tried to paint my tail green (or was it purple)…
    Millie: THAT WILL BE ALL, WITNESS!

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 12 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Wish I could find one of those women.

  13. Kali39

    Kali39 said, 12 months ago

    Well, it’s been said that a lawyer who defends herself has a fool for a client. What does that say for a judge who tries herself?

  14. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 12 months ago

    re: night gaunt

    I’ve only met a few and they were taken before I met them. (Darn.)

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