Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson

Ozy and Millie

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago

    ‘… tried to practice acupuncture on me … twisted my tail…’

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    Being taped up… being used as a guinea pig… being her psychiatrist…

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    What’s really scary is that I always liked women who were like Millie. Extremely intelligent, nuts in a benevolent way, and good at heart.

  4. Me3000

    Me3000 said, 10 months ago

    she tried to cut off his tale once too

  5. WaitingMan

    WaitingMan said, 10 months ago

    “Yanni music” is an oxymoron.

  6. ujean

    ujean said, 10 months ago

    The witness is out of order, but so is the judge.

  7. Neo Stryder

    Neo Stryder said, 10 months ago

    Hey, you should feel lucky, you have someone who’ll never leave you.

  8. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 10 months ago

    “….and she’s always contradicting me.”
    “Do NOT!”

  9. Hag5000

    Hag5000 said, 10 months ago

    Explosive testimony.

  10. Dogday88

    Dogday88 GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    First rule for trial attorneys: Never ask a question you don’t know the answer to.

  11. Kali39

    Kali39 said, 10 months ago

    Ozy: …tried to paint my tail green (or was it purple)…
    Millie: THAT WILL BE ALL, WITNESS!

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Wish I could find one of those women.

  13. Kali39

    Kali39 said, 10 months ago

    Well, it’s been said that a lawyer who defends herself has a fool for a client. What does that say for a judge who tries herself?

  14. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    re: night gaunt

    I’ve only met a few and they were taken before I met them. (Darn.)

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