Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson

Ozy and Millie

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  1. Amber Thompson

    Amber Thompson said, over 1 year ago

    Who says, the Marx Brothers are dead?

  2. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, over 1 year ago

    @Amber Thompson

    Beat me to it Darn I have too many quotes in my head cant choose what one to use here.

  3. TheDOCTOR....

    TheDOCTOR.... said, over 1 year ago

    Night at the Opera.CLASSIC MARX BROS.

  4. ujean

    ujean said, over 1 year ago

    Been waiting all week. One of Dana Simpson’s finest stories.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ’That’s the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.’

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    The four marx brothers running the school: Groucho, Zeppo, Harpo, and Karl…

  7. R.U. Kidding

    R.U. Kidding said, over 1 year ago

    And two hard-boiled eggs.

    Make that three hard-boiled eggs.

  8. M. Mitchell Marmel

    M. Mitchell Marmel said, over 1 year ago

    @R.U. Kidding

    Honk! Honk! :D

  9. Neo Stryder

    Neo Stryder said, over 1 year ago

    “Standarized Testing will Eliminate Chaos”, it should say: “Standarized Testing will Eliminate old Chaos”, and in little characters “But will create new ones”

  10. Darwinskeeper

    Darwinskeeper said, over 1 year ago

    I think the “Standardized Testing will Eliminate Chaos” sign was perfect in its irony.

  11. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 1 year ago

    “Whatever it is, I’m against it.”.

  12. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    I raise a toast to your wit, your wisdom, and your intelligence…which gives you some idea of how hard up a man can be for a drink

  13. Me3000

    Me3000 said, over 1 year ago

    surly you don’t mean…

  14. Kali39

    Kali39 said, over 1 year ago

    And Llewellen is the last one standing. Typical.

  15. Andrew_C

    Andrew_C said, over 1 year ago

    @Kali39

    Actually, Llewellen in in the pile on to of the principal. I’m not sure who that is in the corner.

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