Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. The J.A.M.

    The J.A.M. said, about 1 year ago

    Feh, too obvious. My trick was to never use contractions. :D :D :D

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 1 year ago

    So it’s a 20 noun essay?

  3. Bailey

    Bailey said, about 1 year ago

    You counted them Teach’? Yikes. Was that the best way to spend Martin Luther King Day?

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Did he use excess punctuation?

  5. win

    win said, about 1 year ago

    Ah, the art of the run-on sentence.

  6. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, about 1 year ago

    I wrote a story once about a really big, huge, gigantic, enormous, humoungously large pipsqueak.

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    Run, teacher, he’s a Thesaurus.

  8. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    I once had a teacher who was obsessed with “one thought, one sentence.” We showed her pages of Dickens, Thackeray, etc in which one sentence could cover a whole page. Her response: “Well when you get published you can write any way you want.”

  9. dheine1971

    dheine1971 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Like they said in an old Schoolhouse Rock song: “Simply unpack your adjectives.”

  10. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, about 1 year ago

    That’s very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very clever.

  11. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    I ended up dropping a tech paper class once because the teacher wasn’t very familiar with grammar.

  12. KasparV

    KasparV said, about 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    He can’t be. They’ve been extinct for roughly 65 million years.

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