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   The J.A.M. said, 4 months ago

   Feh, too obvious. My trick was to never use contractions. :D :D :D
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   Linux0s said, 4 months ago

   So it’s a 20 noun essay?
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   Bailey said, 4 months ago

   You counted them Teach’? Yikes. Was that the best way to spend Martin Luther King Day?
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   margueritem said, 4 months ago

   Did he use excess punctuation?
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   win said, 4 months ago

   Ah, the art of the run-on sentence.
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   naturally_easy said, 4 months ago

   I wrote a story once about a really big, huge, gigantic, enormous, humoungously large pipsqueak.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

   Run, teacher, he’s a Thesaurus.
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   orinoco womble said, 4 months ago

   I once had a teacher who was obsessed with “one thought, one sentence.” We showed her pages of Dickens, Thackeray, etc in which one sentence could cover a whole page. Her response: “Well when you get published you can write any way you want.”
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   Notsoastute said, 4 months ago

   Future Faulkner
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    dheine1971 said, 4 months ago

    Like they said in an old Schoolhouse Rock song: “Simply unpack your adjectives.”
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    ossiningaling said, 4 months ago

    That’s very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very clever.
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    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

    I ended up dropping a tech paper class once because the teacher wasn’t very familiar with grammar.
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    KasparV said, 4 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    He can’t be. They’ve been extinct for roughly 65 million years.
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