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Linux0s said, 4 months ago

Although last scene is always a scuba tank in the mouth.

win said, 4 months ago

“Can’t you feel ‘em circlin’, honey
Can’t you feel ‘em schoolin’ around
You got fins to the left, fins to the right
And you’re the only bait in town…” – Jimmy Buffett

mjm313 said, 4 months ago

Bruce never married and was known as a lone shark.

blunebottle said, 4 months ago

All great actors have to do their stint at waiting tables….

Radish said, 4 months ago

Is that shark fin soup?

blunebottle said, 4 months ago

From: “Eat Your Heart Out” by Nick Hall:

CHARLIE: If there’s one thing I can’t stand in the theatre, it’s walking out alone on stage at the beginning of the evening to open a show cold. (Grins.) But it’s better than waiting tables. I’m Charlie, (Ironic.) … your waiter for the evening. I’d rather be on-stage tonight. Waiting tables is a toy job. You probably don’t know what a toy job is. I’ll explain. A toy job is a job that you don’t really care about, that you do to make a living, while you wait for the chance to do the job you want to do. (Beat. He measures the audience.) But maybe you know already. Being a waiter is sort of a standard job for an actor; it’s expected. I mean, if you’re a dentist or an insurance salesman and someone says: “where’re ya’ workin’ nowadays?,” and you say, “I’m a waiter at this little French place on fiftysixth street,” they think you’re a failure. But if you’re an actor, they understand…..

Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

‘We need a bigger table!’

orinoco womble said, 4 months ago

@blunebottle

Saw an interview with Burt Reynolds. He said he became a stunt man because when you’re in a bar and somebody asks you what you do, and you mumble, “I’m an actor”, they assume you’re saying, “I’m unemployed.” But if you can say, “I’m a stunt man,” that’s cool.

blunebottle said, 4 months ago

@orinoco womble

Good idea….