Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    Although last scene is always a scuba tank in the mouth.

  2. win

    win said, over 3 years ago

    “Can’t you feel ‘em circlin’, honey
    Can’t you feel ‘em schoolin’ around
    You got fins to the left, fins to the right
    And you’re the only bait in town…” – Jimmy Buffett

  3. mjm313

    mjm313 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Bruce never married and was known as a lone shark.

  4. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 3 years ago

    All great actors have to do their stint at waiting tables….

  5. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 3 years ago

    From: “Eat Your Heart Out” by Nick Hall:

    CHARLIE: If there’s one thing I can’t stand in the theatre, it’s walking out alone on stage at the beginning of the evening to open a show cold. (Grins.) But it’s better than waiting tables. I’m Charlie, (Iron­ic.) … your waiter for the evening. I’d rather be on-stage tonight. Waiting tables is a toy job. You probably don’t know what a toy job is. I’ll explain. A toy job is a job that you don’t really care about, that you do to make a living, while you wait for the chance to do the job you want to do. (Beat. He measures the audience.) But maybe you know already. Being a waiter is sort of a standard job for an actor; it’s expected. I mean, if you’re a den­tist or an insurance salesman and someone says: “where’re ya’ workin’ nowadays?,” and you say, “I’m a waiter at this little French place on fifty­sixth street,” they think you’re a failure. But if you’re an actor, they understand…..

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    ‘We need a bigger table!’

  7. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 3 years ago

    @blunebottle

    Saw an interview with Burt Reynolds. He said he became a stunt man because when you’re in a bar and somebody asks you what you do, and you mumble, “I’m an actor”, they assume you’re saying, “I’m unemployed.” But if you can say, “I’m a stunt man,” that’s cool.

  8. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 3 years ago

    @orinoco womble

    Good idea….

  9. tnhippiechick

    tnhippiechick said, over 3 years ago

    ….“Candygram”

  10. Keith Corbin

    Keith Corbin said, over 3 years ago

    Wasn’t Bruce in Finding Nemo?

  11. lightenup

    lightenup said, over 3 years ago

    @Keith Corbin

    That’s what I was thinking!

  12. RockChalkJayhawk

    RockChalkJayhawk said, over 3 years ago

    “Landshark”…

  13. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I believe Harrison Ford was a roofer before Star Wars.

  14. pinkx

    pinkx said, over 3 years ago

    waiting for a big break…in the hull

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