Man: Yes, it's a 500-word essay but every noun has 25 adjectives...
Feh, too obvious. My trick was to never use contractions. :D :D :D
So it’s a 20 noun essay?
You counted them Teach’? Yikes. Was that the best way to spend Martin Luther King Day?
Did he use excess punctuation?
Ah, the art of the run-on sentence.
I wrote a story once about a really big, huge, gigantic, enormous, humoungously large pipsqueak.
I once had a teacher who was obsessed with “one thought, one sentence.” We showed her pages of Dickens, Thackeray, etc in which one sentence could cover a whole page. Her response: “Well when you get published you can write any way you want.”
Like they said in an old Schoolhouse Rock song: “Simply unpack your adjectives.”
That’s very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very clever.
September 06, 2014
i_am_the_jam about 11 years ago
Feh, too obvious. My trick was to never use contractions. :D :D :D
Linux0s about 11 years ago
So it’s a 20 noun essay?
baileydean about 11 years ago
You counted them Teach’? Yikes. Was that the best way to spend Martin Luther King Day?
margueritem about 11 years ago
Did he use excess punctuation?
el8 about 11 years ago
Ah, the art of the run-on sentence.
naturally_easy about 11 years ago
I wrote a story once about a really big, huge, gigantic, enormous, humoungously large pipsqueak.
orinoco womble about 11 years ago
I once had a teacher who was obsessed with “one thought, one sentence.” We showed her pages of Dickens, Thackeray, etc in which one sentence could cover a whole page. Her response: “Well when you get published you can write any way you want.”
Darryl Heine about 11 years ago
Like they said in an old Schoolhouse Rock song: “Simply unpack your adjectives.”
ossiningaling about 11 years ago
That’s very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very clever.