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   margueritem said, 6 months ago

   Love it!
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   Linux0s said, 6 months ago

   There was much rubbernecking at the scene.
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   mrbribery said, 6 months ago

   All is One…All is One…All is THWACK!
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   Ottodesu said, 6 months ago

   He is holding the wrong end if you want to behead a fowl. You’re supposed to hold the wings and feet in one hand. and the axe with the other. The way shown will just result in a bird running around spurting and stupid, bruising and breaking bones.
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   KasparV said, 6 months ago

   @Ottodesu

   But they’re so much fun to watch when they run around headless.
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   orinoco womble said, 6 months ago

   My mother always just broke the neck.
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   PICTO said, 6 months ago

   @orinoco womble

   My mom just bit the head off.
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   Digital Frog said, 6 months ago

   We used to line chickens up with their necks on a plank and hypnotize them.
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   T_Lexi said, 6 months ago

   My mom (farm gal from way back) had an old board with two nails in it that she would place on the ground. She’d hold the chicken’s feet in her left hand, place the neck between the two nails on the board with her right hand (thus holding the head still). Then her right hand was free to hatchet the head off.
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    Perkycat said, 6 months ago

    @PICTO

    Okay – you made me laugh hardest today. ( I’m hoping you were being funny)
    Loving all the turkey comics today.
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    pinkx said, 6 months ago

    still awkward position
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    jimmyh43105 said, 6 months ago

    He really was Off The Mark
    YEAHHHHHHHH!!!
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