Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Love it!

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 2 years ago

    There was much rubbernecking at the scene.

  3. mrbribery

    mrbribery said, over 2 years ago

    All is One…All is One…All is THWACK!

  4. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, over 2 years ago

    He is holding the wrong end if you want to behead a fowl. You’re supposed to hold the wings and feet in one hand. and the axe with the other. The way shown will just result in a bird running around spurting and stupid, bruising and breaking bones.

  5. KasparV

    KasparV said, over 2 years ago

    @Ottodesu

    But they’re so much fun to watch when they run around headless.

  6. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 2 years ago

    My mother always just broke the neck.

  7. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 2 years ago

    @orinoco womble

    My mom just bit the head off.

  8. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    We used to line chickens up with their necks on a plank and hypnotize them.

  9. T_Lexi

    T_Lexi said, over 2 years ago

    My mom (farm gal from way back) had an old board with two nails in it that she would place on the ground. She’d hold the chicken’s feet in her left hand, place the neck between the two nails on the board with her right hand (thus holding the head still). Then her right hand was free to hatchet the head off.

  10. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @PICTO

    Okay – you made me laugh hardest today. ( I’m hoping you were being funny)
    Loving all the turkey comics today.

  11. pinkx

    pinkx said, over 2 years ago

    still awkward position

  12. jimmyh43105

    jimmyh43105 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    He really was Off The Mark
    YEAHHHHHHHH!!!

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