Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. mrbribery

    mrbribery said, about 2 years ago

    just use Aladdin’s lamp there, and get all the drumsticks you want…

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 2 years ago

    They’re not buying it. It’s off to the “B” table with you!

  3. runar

    runar said, about 2 years ago

    Big deal. I never liked drumsticks to begin with.

  4. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, about 2 years ago

    @mrbribery

    Gravy-boat?

  5. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    The will was written in chicken scratch.

  6. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, about 2 years ago

    I’ve never understood people who prefer breast meat. Yes, it slices nice and pretty, but it’s often dry and flavourless. OK, so you can slather it with gravy…but give me dark meat every time, the thigh for choice.

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 2 years ago

    re: orinoco womble

    to each his own. I never liked the greasy nature of the dark meat. I wish we humans had it, though: when I took ornithology, they told us that, unlike white meat, which uses glycogen, the dark meat uses fats as fuel. Grease-powered…

  8. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, about 2 years ago

    Oh look! It’s the cell phone share the minutes guy.

  9. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, about 2 years ago

    re: Nabu…
    If you move your “dark meat” (thighs and legs) you notice a significant reduction of body fat. Walking is free, gets you out of the house, and is a good weight-bearing aerobic exercise for the whole body. No need for expensive gym fees.

  10. pinkx

    pinkx said, about 2 years ago

    he’s a leg man. me too!

  11. phyllis  bear

    phyllis bear said, about 2 years ago

    love you a bushel and a peck

    A bushel and a peck though you make my heart a wreck
    Make my heart a wreck and you make my life a mess
    Make my life a mess, yes a mess of happiness
    About you, about you
    ’Cause I love you a bushel and a peck
    You bet your purdy neck I do

  12. Tatenda

    Tatenda said, about 2 years ago

    @orinoco womble

    I’m with you on this one, for sure! Dark meat is the best!

  13. lightenup

    lightenup GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    This is so my family! We all fight over the dark meat. LOL!

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