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The off-the-wall humor of off the mark puts a refreshingly spin on the things we see everyday... from your favorite icons to your least favorite trends, from commercials to pets to computers. Slightly skewed and just a little twisted, off the mark scores a bull’s eye with readers looking for a laugh.
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mrbribery said, 7 months ago
just use Aladdin’s lamp there, and get all the drumsticks you want…
Linux0s said, 7 months ago
They’re not buying it. It’s off to the “B” table with you!
runar
said, 7 months ago
Big deal. I never liked drumsticks to begin with.
Prof danglais said, 7 months ago
@mrbribery
Gravy-boat?
Radish
said, 7 months ago
The will was written in chicken scratch.
orinoco womble said, 7 months ago
I’ve never understood people who prefer breast meat. Yes, it slices nice and pretty, but it’s often dry and flavourless. OK, so you can slather it with gravy…but give me dark meat every time, the thigh for choice.
Nabuquduriuzhur said, 7 months ago
re: orinoco womble
to each his own. I never liked the greasy nature of the dark meat. I wish we humans had it, though: when I took ornithology, they told us that, unlike white meat, which uses glycogen, the dark meat uses fats as fuel. Grease-powered…
Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )
said, 7 months ago
Oh look! It’s the cell phone share the minutes guy.
orinoco womble said, 7 months ago
re: Nabu…
If you move your “dark meat” (thighs and legs) you notice a significant reduction of body fat. Walking is free, gets you out of the house, and is a good weight-bearing aerobic exercise for the whole body. No need for expensive gym fees.
pinkx said, 7 months ago
he’s a leg man. me too!
omwae said, 7 months ago
love you a bushel and a peck
A bushel and a peck though you make my heart a wreck
Make my heart a wreck and you make my life a mess
Make my life a mess, yes a mess of happiness
About you, about you
’Cause I love you a bushel and a peck
You bet your purdy neck I do
Tatenda said, 7 months ago
@orinoco womble
I’m with you on this one, for sure! Dark meat is the best!
lightenup
said, 7 months ago
This is so my family! We all fight over the dark meat. LOL!