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    Adiraiju  10 days ago

    (Starts singing) “We’re gonna walk down to, obnoxious avenue…”

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    strictures  10 days ago

    Why are there only three crosswalks?

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    debra4life  10 days ago

    The cross-streets at the one corner of the hospital 4 blocks down from here only has a crosswalk on 3 sides.

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    Dtroutma gc insider 10 days ago

    Spousal Street and Nag Alley intersection.

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    darth_geekboy gc insider 10 days ago

    critical juncture? more like the comments section.

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    cdward  10 days ago

    I reached critical mass the other day. Walked into church, and one usher said, “Your suit’s dirty.” The other said, “And your breath stinks.”

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    Josh Lyons  10 days ago
    It’s not the dress that make you look fat, it’s the body it covers over! LOL. Oh boy! I’m going to get a lot of slack from hefty women out there now!
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    Melki gc insider 10 days ago

    Wow – it makes being outdoors just like being online.

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    freewaydog  10 days ago

    I like, “Have you tried not talking?” I should use that one! :D

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    DanFlak  10 days ago

    I have no problem getting dressed in the morning. I match the giraffes with the giraffes, the lions with the lions …

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    Citizens for a Canadian Republic  10 days ago

    Sign, sign, everywhere a sign, Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind, Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

    With thanks to: Five Man Electrical Band

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    Radish gc insider 10 days ago

    I’ve never been so insulted!

    Well you don’t get out much…

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    leons1701  10 days ago

    It’s your fat that makes you look fat.

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    dot-the-I  10 days ago

    Fess up time: inside out polo shirt or pullover sweater?

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    KAR 120 C  10 days ago

    Almost correct; the fat lady should be be in lycra sweatpants and a tube top, perched upon a motorized scooter, on her way to WalMart to buy one gross of DingDongs to go along with her Raisinets and two cases of Diet Coke … Her even fatter husband will be alongside, in sweatpants with a massive beergut hanging over his genitals and an “I’m with Stupid” too-tight t-Shirt (save your comments, it’s a joke people).

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    Map_One  10 days ago

    This is fitting given the South Park reruns showing the last week through last night. All about trolling and the lack of social interaction outside the internet.

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    alangwatkins  10 days ago

    They sound like trolls commenting on the internet.

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    GaryCooper  9 days ago

    I grew up right at this intersection.

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    keenanthelibrarian  9 days ago

    Story of my life!

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    RonBerg13 gc insider 9 days ago

    How about a sign in front of the White House?

    “So, you think you’re the president?”

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    Night-Gaunt49 gc insider 9 days ago

    If you can’t say something kind, then say nothing at all.

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