Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 09, 2014
May 08, 2014
May 10, 2014
Transcript:
PANEL 1 "...SO I CAME UP WITH A PUNISHMENT FOR DANAE THAT SHOULD WORK" "GROUND HER LIKE I DID WITH YOU?" PANEL 1 "YOU AND YAWR BROTHAH BEHAVED AFTAH HAVIN' TO STAY IN YAWR ROOM FAH A WEEK" "WELL...IT'S A BIT DIFFERENT TODAY, MOM" PANEL 3 "OH DEAH...YOU DON'T MEAN...?" "YEP" PANEL 4 "I'M PRETTY SURE BEING KEPT OUTSIDE WITHOUT A WIFI DEVICE IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!" "PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR AND KEEP GETTING PUNISHED"
Banished to the OUTside witthout a lifeline? Oh, the horror. Almost as bad as losing your Internet, TV, and phone “forever” because some soulless idiot drove his 13-foot truck under your 12 foot high wire. With “triple play”, who you gonna call? More importantly, how you gonna call ‘em if the line’s down?