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May 7, 2014
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Ned: I GOT AN EMAIL FROM YOUR TEACHER. CARE TO EXPLAIN?
Danae: HER ALLEGATIONS ARE STILL UNDER REVIEW. 
Ned: SHE SENT PICTURES...
Danae:AUTHENTICITY HAS YET TO BE CONFIRMED.
Ned:...AND A LINK TO YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE WHERE YOU BRAG ABOUT GIVING "THE MOTHER OF ALL WEDGIES"...
Danae: MUST'VE BEEN HACKED.  Ned: AND THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE?
Danae: IS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER THE ONE PROVING BIGFOOT EXISTS?Man in suit: WELL THE GOVERNOR OF NEW JERSEY MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A NEW PRESS SECRETARY SO MAYBE...
Ned:  YOU'RE NOT HELPING BOB...
May 9, 2014
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