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   Dogsniff said, 6 months ago

   Leave me alone.
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   Alexikakos said, 6 months ago

   A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
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   The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies “Four.” The interviewer asks “Four, exactly?” The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says “Yes, four, exactly.”
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   Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question “What do two plus two equal?” The accountant says “On average, four – give or take ten percent, but on average, four.”
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   Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question “What do two plus two equal?” The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, “What do you want it to equal”?
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   Varnes said, 6 months ago

   Um, I’d rather go to the smoking section…as long as I get to choose what I smoke…Sayin’….BTW, the economy? Life in general? I’m better off than I was a hundred years ago…no denyin’ it…
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   AshburnStadium said, 6 months ago

   @Varnes

   Must be nice to still have smoking sections where you live. Pennsylvania, among numerous other states, has outlawed smoking sections in restaurants.
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   AshburnStadium said, 6 months ago

   In fact, several lawmakers wanted to ban smoking in the outdoor café sections of restaurants here in PA!
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   pouncingtiger said, 6 months ago

   An evening of a mixed political partied couple
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   Number Six said, 6 months ago

   That guy’s glass is half empty.
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   dkendraf said, 6 months ago

   @AshburnStadium

   Oregon has strict laws too; you cannot spoke w/in 10 feet of any door, and not under a covered walkway and they’re thinking about banning outdoor smoking at bars / taverns / lounges also.
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   dkendraf said, 6 months ago

   @dkendraf

   I don’t smoke, but my daughter does so I’m fairly up on the laws targeting smokers.
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    runar said, 6 months ago

    “Dear Optimist and Pessimist,
    
    While you were arguing about whether your glasses were half full or half empty, I came up from behind and finished them both.
    
    — The Opportunist"
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    Durandal_1707 said, 6 months ago

    The reason that many restaurants now do not have smoking sections is the same reason that pools do not have pissing sections.
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    Richard S. Russell said, 6 months ago

    @AshburnStadium

    “Must be nice to still have smoking sections where you live. "
     
    What could possibly be nice about it?
     
    On another note:
    The optimist says “The glass is half full.”
    The pessimist says “The glass is half empty.”
    The engineer says “Looks like you’ve overbuilt your glass there.”
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    MadCow said, 6 months ago

    The optimist says the glass is half full, the pessimist says it’s half empty – I say “can I top that off for you?”
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    masterskrain said, 6 months ago

    The Democrat says “The glass is Half-Empty”
    The Republican says “What is your water doing in MY glass?”
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    James said, 6 months ago

    Sit separately.
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