Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, almost 2 years ago

    Leave me alone.

  2. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 2 years ago

    A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
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    The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies “Four.” The interviewer asks “Four, exactly?” The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says “Yes, four, exactly.”
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    Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question “What do two plus two equal?” The accountant says “On average, four – give or take ten percent, but on average, four.”
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    Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question “What do two plus two equal?” The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, “What do you want it to equal”?

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 2 years ago

    Um, I’d rather go to the smoking section…as long as I get to choose what I smoke…Sayin’….BTW, the economy? Life in general? I’m better off than I was a hundred years ago…no denyin’ it…

  4. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, almost 2 years ago

    @Varnes

    Must be nice to still have smoking sections where you live. Pennsylvania, among numerous other states, has outlawed smoking sections in restaurants.

  5. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, almost 2 years ago

    In fact, several lawmakers wanted to ban smoking in the outdoor café sections of restaurants here in PA!

  6. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, almost 2 years ago

    An evening of a mixed political partied couple

  7. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 2 years ago

    That guy’s glass is half empty.

  8. DKendra

    DKendra said, almost 2 years ago

    @AshburnStadium

    Oregon has strict laws too; you cannot spoke w/in 10 feet of any door, and not under a covered walkway and they’re thinking about banning outdoor smoking at bars / taverns / lounges also.

  9. DKendra

    DKendra said, almost 2 years ago

    @DKendra

    I don’t smoke, but my daughter does so I’m fairly up on the laws targeting smokers.

  10. runar

    runar said, almost 2 years ago

    “Dear Optimist and Pessimist,

    While you were arguing about whether your glasses were half full or half empty, I came up from behind and finished them both.

    — The Opportunist"

  11. Durandal_1707

    Durandal_1707 said, almost 2 years ago

    The reason that many restaurants now do not have smoking sections is the same reason that pools do not have pissing sections.

  12. MadCow

    MadCow GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    The optimist says the glass is half full, the pessimist says it’s half empty – I say “can I top that off for you?”

  13. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    The Democrat says “The glass is Half-Empty”
    The Republican says “What is your water doing in MY glass?”

  14. James

    James GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Sit separately.

  15. roctor

    roctor said, almost 2 years ago

    The water full of chemicals, The fatalist.

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