Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    Santa Claus was having a particularly bad year.
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    All the elves were on strike, things were breaking all over the factory, all the reindeer had the runs, and weren’t making it out of their stalls, the sleigh had a broken runner, and Mrs. Claus was nagging him about undone chores.
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    Just when poor old Santa thought things couldn’t get ANY worse, in walked an angel dragging a Christmas tree, and yelled, “Hey, Fatso, where do you want me to stick this tree?”
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    THAT, my children is the story of how the angel came to sit atop the Christmas tree.

  2. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Yeah, but I bet they left corporate HQ at the North Pole for the tax advantages.

  3. bherbert

    bherbert said, over 2 years ago

    It must be the fault of the elves union.

  4. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, over 2 years ago

    Oh good grief…this is very depressing…not too funny either…I guess I wont ask Santa for anything this year than, sacre bleu for sure…

  5. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    OK, right out of the chute Alexikakos nails it. Good luck topping that guys……..Gotta give a shout out to my peep Wiley.. A unicycle. A unicycle… A freaking unicycle…? Man…you rule, dude..Nice snow on the roof in the last panel, though…

  6. Ginrummy33

    Ginrummy33 said, over 2 years ago

    Do all Frenchmen sound like Jacques Cousteau?

  7. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    Too, instead of though..

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    So what are the elves doing? Their union in ruins as 5-11 year olds make the toys using dangerous lead paint and small objects that can detach into mouths.

  9. Alms4Thorby

    Alms4Thorby said, over 2 years ago

    Never say “nothing can go wrong” or “things can’t get worse”.

  10. Jenna Rose

    Jenna Rose said, over 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    LOL.

  11. keenanthelibrarian

    keenanthelibrarian said, over 2 years ago

    So what else is new … ?

  12. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 2 years ago

    Pierre, the place is empty now, right? Move in. Still has heat til the end of the week, and you can use the woodwork for kindling after that. Win-win.

  13. roctor

    roctor said, over 2 years ago

    The R&D and the engineering dept. had to go to cut payroll.. They sold the same models year after year.The machinery was sold off because it wasn’’t used anymore.Maintainence crew was let go with the reduced machinery.The remaining machines were used untill they broke.Managment shuttered the factory due to bad business climate.

  14. James

    James said, over 2 years ago

    I guess China called in Santa’s debt.

  15. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, over 2 years ago

    @James

    they wouldn’t do that to us……would they?

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