Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Adam Nedens(Snoopster)

    Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 9 months ago

    Somewhere in India?

  2. Fairportfan2

    Fairportfan2 said, 9 months ago

    Just dial 1-800-DROWNING

  3. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, 9 months ago

    Sort of like the Libertarian paradise vacation hotspot of Somalia.

  4. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, 9 months ago

    Perfect Republican beach: It’s deregulated!!! The sea is full of sharks!!!! And everyone who swims there drowns.

  5. Zuhlamon

    Zuhlamon said, 9 months ago

    Yeah, our office was looking like a Gunga-Dinh movie, too, as the American programmers were laid off after training our replacements.

  6. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent said, 9 months ago

    The number you have reached, nine one one, has been disconnected. The customer has moved to India.

  7. Radish

    Radish said, 9 months ago

    @Fairportfan2

    Your call is improtant to us, please hold for the next available operator…

  8. Saskfan

    Saskfan said, 9 months ago

    @Fairportfan2

    1-800-DROWNED would have the proper number of digits. :)

    Be sure to have the 17-digit serial number of the lifeguard’s chair handy when you call; they’ll need it to determine which beach you’re at.

  9. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, 9 months ago

    If you are drowning you get a voucher from the rethugs.

  10. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 9 months ago

    Como esta frijoles, playa? (How you been, beach?)

  11. slug_queen

    slug_queen said, 9 months ago

    And if it’s a Legitimate drowning, your body has it’s ways to not drown. After all, we know that Legitimate drowning almost never happens.

  12. INGSOC

    INGSOC said, 9 months ago

    We need more paid holidays….!!

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, 9 months ago

    slug_queen has the comment of the day, and it’s only 3:05!

    ….zuhlaman, Gunga Dinh movie??….Nice..

    .INGSOC, I’m not sure what it has to do with anything, but I wholeheartedly agree!

  14. pcolli

    pcolli said, 9 months ago

    “….somewhere in India”. Probably on the banks of the Ganges rescuing the corpses.

  15. Varnes

    Varnes said, 9 months ago

    pcolli, or doing their laundry….

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