Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 4 years ago

    That bartender forgot that his customers are there to DRink, not to THink.

  2. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, over 4 years ago

    Time for a new bar, that’s all…

  3. DryGrub Willie

    DryGrub Willie said, over 4 years ago

    A realist says the glass is always completely full: half with beer, half with air.

  4. HippyChippy

    HippyChippy said, over 4 years ago

    and I say let me drink my beer in peace!!

  5. roctor

    roctor said, over 4 years ago

    Bartender, “Okay a half shot for full price”.

  6. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, over 4 years ago

    Yep (said the retired engineer), that glass is exactly twice as big as it needs to be.
    .
    But no matter what, the Irishman (yep, I’m one of them too, not retired) will ever say, “Are you gonna drink that?”

  7. Ginrummy33

    Ginrummy33 said, over 4 years ago

    If your glass is half full, then you’ve got too big of a glass.

  8. ZAMonkey

    ZAMonkey said, over 4 years ago

    Pistols at dawn?

  9. psychlady

    psychlady said, over 4 years ago

    Talking too much is a good way to get in trouble.

  10. Oddname

    Oddname said, over 4 years ago

    The problem is that the pessimist never sounds pessimistic enough. The glass isn’t just half empty. There are splinters in the beer, which is probably too warm anyway. And what about the music? Huh!

  11. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    It’s either empty or full. I don’t do half measures.

  12. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 4 years ago

    Whadaya want, eggs in your beer? My dad always used to say that. I saw him do it a couple of times…gross…

  13. Dr Fogg

    Dr Fogg said, over 4 years ago

    it’s just a half a glass… of stupid juice.
    Stupid juice makes the partaker of such more stupid than they were before sitting down to partake there of.
    Just read/watch the news you’ll see that I do not lie.

  14. zoidknight

    zoidknight said, over 4 years ago

    The pilot says “Are you going to finish that?”
    The scientist says “Mostly empty space.”
    The astronaut says “Half full of atmosphere”
    The engineer says “The container is twice as big as it needs to be.”

  15. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 4 years ago

    He should be grateful the barman didn’t serve him this!

    Click here!

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