Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 2 years ago

    That bartender forgot that his customers are there to DRink, not to THink.

  2. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, over 2 years ago

    Time for a new bar, that’s all…

  3. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I don’t know where he is, but I’ve never been to a bar where you got free refills. That’s a bar, pal, not a cafe’; and that’s beer, not coffee. If you’re running a tab, just speak up; the bartender can’t read your mind.

  4. DryGrub Willie

    DryGrub Willie said, over 2 years ago

    A realist says the glass is always completely full: half with beer, half with air.

  5. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, over 2 years ago

    Must be drinking Haffenreffer.

  6. HippyChippy

    HippyChippy said, over 2 years ago

    @Richard S. Russell

    and I say let me drink my beer in peace!!

  7. roctor

    roctor said, over 2 years ago

    Bartender, “Okay a half shot for full price”.

  8. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    As long as what he say’s is correct, then nothing shall go wrong….

  9. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, over 2 years ago

    @Richard S. Russell

    Yep (said the retired engineer), that glass is exactly twice as big as it needs to be.
    .
    But no matter what, the Irishman (yep, I’m one of them too, not retired) will ever say, “Are you gonna drink that?”

  10. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Well, ANYONE who drinks beer can’t be TOO smart!
    Nasty tasting stuff, kind of like rancid apple juice that has been run through a camel once or twice! YUCK!!

  11. Ginrummy33

    Ginrummy33 said, over 2 years ago

    If your glass is half full, then you’ve got too big of a glass.

  12. ZAMonkey

    ZAMonkey said, over 2 years ago

    @masterskrain

    Pistols at dawn?

  13. psychlady

    psychlady said, over 2 years ago

    Talking too much is a good way to get in trouble.

  14. Oddname

    Oddname said, over 2 years ago

    The problem is that the pessimist never sounds pessimistic enough. The glass isn’t just half empty. There are splinters in the beer, which is probably too warm anyway. And what about the music? Huh!

  15. Santa GROG!

    Santa GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    It’s either empty or full. I don’t do half measures.

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