Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. formally known as doc white

    formally known as doc white said, over 2 years ago

    Can I have that to go?

  2. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, over 2 years ago

    That’s a premium offer.

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    Prices may vary, depending on morality…..

  4. EDinWAState

    EDinWAState said, over 2 years ago

    Only on Friday the Thirteenth though.

  5. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Available at half price if a herd of elephants runs by the cafe in a driving thunderstorm and you’re struck by lightning. Carrying an umbrella voids the coverage. (I’m sure we can all get very creative with this)

  6. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, over 2 years ago

    AFLAC

  7. piloti

    piloti said, over 2 years ago

    @gmartin997

    Well, Warner Brothers certainly did. I think there’s a train clause in there somewhere, too.

  8. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Legalized Theft….

  9. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @INGSOC

    That would be pawn shops.

  10. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 2 years ago

    The barista, Lloyd, admitted that it’s a claim and switch tactic.

  11. psychlady

    psychlady said, over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of insurance – only works if you don’t need it!

  12. luvcmx

    luvcmx said, over 2 years ago

    @Dogsniff

    ? Please explain to those of us who are acronymed challenged – like me.

  13. Paratus

    Paratus said, over 2 years ago

    @luvcmx

    AFLAC – American Family Life Assurance Company.

  14. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @piloti

    Actually, it was a streetcar…I believe.

  15. kea

    kea said, over 2 years ago

    Also only applies if you’re not hungry, since that would be a pre-existing condition.

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