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1. 

   formally known as doc white said, about 1 year ago

   Can I have that to go?
2. 

   Superfrog said, about 1 year ago

   That’s a premium offer.
3. 

   Varnes said, about 1 year ago

   Prices may vary, depending on morality…..
4. 

   EDinWAState said, about 1 year ago

   Only on Friday the Thirteenth though.
5. 

   gmartin997 said, about 1 year ago

   Available at half price if a herd of elephants runs by the cafe in a driving thunderstorm and you’re struck by lightning. Carrying an umbrella voids the coverage. (I’m sure we can all get very creative with this)
6. 

   Dogsniff said, about 1 year ago

   AFLAC
7. 

   piloti said, about 1 year ago

   @gmartin997

   Well, Warner Brothers certainly did. I think there’s a train clause in there somewhere, too.
8. 

   INGSOC said, about 1 year ago

   Legalized Theft….
9. 

   gmartin997 said, about 1 year ago

   @INGSOC

   That would be pawn shops.
10. 

    jreckard said, about 1 year ago

    The barista, Lloyd, admitted that it’s a claim and switch tactic.
11. 

    psychlady said, about 1 year ago

    Reminds me of insurance – only works if you don’t need it!
12. 

    luvcmx said, about 1 year ago

    @Dogsniff

    ? Please explain to those of us who are acronymed challenged – like me.
13. 

    Paratus said, about 1 year ago

    @luvcmx

    AFLAC – American Family Life Assurance Company.
14. 

    masterskrain said, about 1 year ago

    @piloti

    Actually, it was a streetcar…I believe.
15. 

    kea said, about 1 year ago

    Also only applies if you’re not hungry, since that would be a pre-existing condition.
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