Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. kreole

    kreole said, over 4 years ago

    Is that a splat?

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 4 years ago

    It is a balancing act, I suppose. How are your stocks performing?

  3. durtclaw

    durtclaw said, over 4 years ago

    Why, there is nothing to talk about, dear.

  4. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Well, dear, do you remember that Madoff scandal you said you were glad I didn’t get into?

  5. Colt9033

    Colt9033 said, over 4 years ago

    Looks like his shadow is trying to quitely slip away from having to tell his wife situationi with the retirement fund.

  6. dutchdude04

    dutchdude04 said, over 4 years ago

    like a thief in the night dear, our retirement is gone

  7. DaBoogadie

    DaBoogadie said, over 4 years ago

    It’s a balancing act.

  8. Avolunteer

    Avolunteer GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    At first I thought it was a “splat” then I saw the tightrope attached to him and realized it was actually his shadow. Beautifully done, Wiley!

  9. Barbaratoo

    Barbaratoo GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    The funny thing is, I’m the financial person in the family yet my husband has the pension. Once in a while (every quarter), he asks ME how it’s doing! (Could be better!)

  10. GuntotingLiberal

    GuntotingLiberal said, over 4 years ago

    Uhoh, looks like someone didn’t diversify his portfolio!

    My job gives me omers pension, my taxes go to CP, a small biweekly portion goes into an RRSP, I’ve got an investment property and some index funds, so hopefully if one takes a dump the others will come through.

    My back-up plan, if all this fails, is 100 acres in the middle of nowhere with some pirhanna-filled moats, canned food and a lot of guns.

  11. Lewreader

    Lewreader said, over 4 years ago

    I could have diversified between growth, income, money market and bonds, but I put it all in Alaskan Pineapple cause there was no competition.

  12. algurka

    algurka said, over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of that Leon Russell song, “I’m on a tight wire.”

  13. dfowensby

    dfowensby said, over 4 years ago

    hey lew, you otta see the size of their produce up there. carrots the size of footballs, mellon-sized tomatoes, cabbage and lettuce 2 feet in diameter, etc. highly accellerated growth. short season, tho…. ;)

  14. Whatroughbeast

    Whatroughbeast said, over 4 years ago

    Could it be that the government is planning on robbing your retirement by requiring that it be invested in treasury funds and bills? Of course they’ll provide a guaranteed income for life. Just like Social Security. Shades of the Clinton era.

  15. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, over 4 years ago

    No beast, that was a lot more like Bush’s era,

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