Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 28, 2003

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Lucy: Let's ask Olaf...I'll bet he knows. Danae: Good idea! Hey, Olaf...we're trying to figure out what Santa is telling me with this gift... Olaf: I'm not supposed to get involved! Danae: Did I get this toy for being nice or being naughty? Olaf: Are you kidding? Why, this toy os a classic, kid! It's quality in craftsmanship surpasses anything on the market today!! ...According to the designer, anyway...Danae: Oh, I heard all of that cool hype before Christmas...But now that I finally get to see it...I don't think it's really better, just different from my other toys. Danae: Which, by the way, are all squished out of sight now. Olaf: Well, if you hadn't been so naughty, Santa wouldn't dump his old, bloated inventory on you for a quick buck, now, would he... Lucy: So-o-o...bloated is good, right?