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Matt Bors

Apr 7, 2015
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New Restrictions On Abortion Restrictors
Attention lawmakers: we're going to be strictly limiting the controversial and messy procedure known as D&E - dilation and evacuation. 
This is when you dilate your mouth...
And evacuate unscientific sewage about abortion. 
Lawmaker: LIFE blah blah blah
Before having opinions, male politicians must drive 100 miles, watch an instructional video and wait 48 hours. 
Television: These...are spermies. 
And late-term bloviating is completely outlawed. 
Senator: DANG OLD
Woman: Senator, you're over 3,000 weeks old. Go rant in the back alley.
Apr 21, 2015
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