Matt Bors for April 14, 2015
April 07, 2015
April 21, 2015
Transcript:
New Restrictions On Abortion Restrictors Attention lawmakers: we're going to be strictly limiting the controversial and messy procedure known as D&E - dilation and evacuation. This is when you dilate your mouth... And evacuate unscientific sewage about abortion. Lawmaker: LIFE blah blah blah Before having opinions, male politicians must drive 100 miles, watch an instructional video and wait 48 hours. Television: These...are spermies. And late-term bloviating is completely outlawed. Senator: DANG OLD Woman: Senator, you're over 3,000 weeks old. Go rant in the back alley.
Brian_W about 9 years ago
The Avenging Uterus poster in the background is a nice touch.
Theodore E. Lind Premium Member about 9 years ago
That’s really the problem, the religious right isn’t content in following their faith, like ISIS they want to make very one else follow their beliefs.
Motivemagus about 9 years ago
Oh, I wish!If we had a lie detector on these politicians, it would be on constantly.If we hooked it up to an electrode to shock them when they lied…hmmm…
ARodney about 9 years ago
Abortion is not a crime. It is a right, protected by the U.S. constitution. The so-called anti-abortionists in Colorado just killed funding to provide free contraception to at-risk youth, a program that has significantly reduced abortion rates in Colorado. These people have no use for studies, of course — it’s not about abortion. It’s about government forcing pregnancy on unwilling women.
BaltoBill about 9 years ago
Gocomics needs a “like” button for comments like that.
hippogriff about 9 years ago
ARodney: AKA accessory after the fact in the crime of rape. Rape should last at least nine months. We need the cannon fodder for the gory of the empire. [gory was a typo for glory, but on reflection, it seems a better word than I had intended]
HabaneroBuck about 9 years ago
Hmm, interesting theory. Do you have any idea how many states rejected Gay Marriage when it was put to the vote? 31. Oklahoma voted 76% in opposition to Gay Marriage, but a court decision forced it on them. Your notion of how democratic our country is amuses me.
Abortion would lose all over the country if it were ever put to a vote.
Distributist1949 about 9 years ago
Agreed. And killing Jews was legal in Hitler’s Germany also. Just because a thing is legal doesn’t make it moral.