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Mar 24, 2014
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Clues Scarce In Search For News
News Anchor: If you're just tuning in, we still can't locate anything worthwhile to report on. 
Days Since News 19
News Anchor: The search area for actual relevant news is now four million square miles - 
Coincidentally, the same size as the United States. 
News Anchor: Tom, you're in a journalism simulator. What can you tell us? 
Tom: What you're seeing here is everything I'd need to do reporting, were I to ever do any. 
News Anchor: Careful around those instruments, Tom. You haven't been properly trained.
Apr 3, 2014
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