Matt Bors for March 26, 2014
March 24, 2014
April 03, 2014
Transcript:
Clues Scarce In Search For News News Anchor: If you're just tuning in, we still can't locate anything worthwhile to report on. Days Since News 19 News Anchor: The search area for actual relevant news is now four million square miles - Coincidentally, the same size as the United States. News Anchor: Tom, you're in a journalism simulator. What can you tell us? Tom: What you're seeing here is everything I'd need to do reporting, were I to ever do any. News Anchor: Careful around those instruments, Tom. You haven't been properly trained.
DebbieLakehurst about 10 years ago
Perhaps they need the help of a Chinese or British satellite company.
Enoki about 10 years ago
Maybe they should just take Don Henley’s advice (Dirty Laundry)….
dogday Premium Member about 10 years ago
The scary thing is the stuff used as filler that is now taken as relevant news that actually has import rather than being the commercial tripe that it is. The search for flight 370 is just an unfortunate example of what happens with all news – we have airtime to fill and fill it we will.
cjr53 about 10 years ago
Turn off the TV. – I sat through the news report of a multiple car jacking in Denver while having my car serviced; waiting room TV. They had maybe 3-4 minutes of facts and kept repeating them, making comments, and trying to make new comments. It was very sad and became incredibly boring.
Enoki about 10 years ago
What’s really scary is that The Comedy Channel is now a news source…
SABRSteve about 10 years ago
It looks like Bill O’Reilly was correct ten days ago about what happened to the jet.