Dec 12, 2013
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Important News Discussion
News Anchor: Santa Claus, the jolly gift-giver. Is he white or black? 
Expert guy, weigh in. 
Expert Guy: Oh, he's white. 
Lives at 1234 North Pole Lane. 
As a fact. 
Expert Guy: Oh God! I'm black now! 
What is happening? 
News Anchor: That's correct. You're  a fictional character so who even cares? Now you're white again and wearing elf clothes.
Dec 19, 2013
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