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Aug 7, 2013
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Obama compares reassuring the public on his N.S.A. programs to his household chores. 
President Barack Obama: I show Michelle I washed the dishes - so she knows I'm being HONEST! 
But it's more like he's rummaging through Michelle's email and phone after she goes to sleep. 
President Barack Obama: If she's not cheating then there's NOTHIN' TO HIDE.
TIKKA TIKKA
And she finds out about it and flips out. 
President Barack Obama: Baby,  I was planning on reviewing my behavior before this all came up! 
And you WANT to think he'll change...but CREEPERS GONNA CREEP.
President Barack Obama: I thwarted some Facebook flirting. I'M KEEPING US SAFE!
Aug 15, 2013
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